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Another genderless insult you can use with your friends Show more

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In the browser, the mighty browser, the runtime sleeps tonight

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a science fiction story in which an anthropologist studies an alien civilization whose only extant artifact is a database dump of their word vectors

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I'm happy to announce that my barebones ActivityPub server, implemented in Node.js/Express, is now open source! I intend for it to be a reference implementation for developers who are adding ActivityPub to their own services, but also it is an application server that you can build on if you want.

In other words, t's a few hundred lines of code that lets you create Mastodon-compatible accounts that can accept follow requests and post stuff to their followers.

github.com/dariusk/express-act

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To be clear, only possible because I've been hacking on a compiler frontend for the same language for months. Written in typescript in part to be releasable publicly while being next to useless for students in CMU's compilers class.

The first two of four projects in CMU's compilers class can be completed incorrectly by writing an interpreter and outputting assembly code that returns the answer. This is a bad idea if you're a student but I took some pleasure in doing the first major assignment in half an hour in last night.

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*slaps roof of straw* this bad boy c- *it falls in*

*slaps roof of sticks* this bad boy can hold s- *it also falls in*

*slaps roof of bricks* this bad boy *slaps again* can hold so *slaps it with both hands* many pigs!!! >:0

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Finally got the back patio and flowerbed back to it's deweeded baseline after a summers worth of barely-manged overgrowth.

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it's 2018 and I'm gonna make a web app interface with jquery and none of you can stop me

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