Arun Singh was a paranoid manager. He knew any employee could be poached if offered a good enough increment. Restless, he called his top subordinate from an unknown number, and pretending to be a hiring manager for a rival, offered him a 40% increment to jump.
The subordinate paused, and replied, 'I know someone who would do it in 20.'
A CEO got annoyed by a relentless anonymous troller. Going through the troller's profile, the CEO discovered that he would be meeting someone in the Vibe cafe in the evening, and he decided to accost the troller there. Sighing, and in need of a friendly voice, he called up his childhood friend. 'When can we catch up next, my friend?' he asked jovially. The friend reciprocated, 'I will be at the Vibe Cafe in the evening, why don't I treat you to a cup of coffee?'
WIP Adult. 30 under 30. Turning, not earning.
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