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Getting out more has made me realize how much I really like the color green

Y'all ever wonder why California can't stop themselves from burning?

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Getting out more has made me realize how much I really like the color green

Decided to go criminally minimal with my new homescreen, it's fun to confuse people who try to use it too.

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Officially decided a sore throat is the worst possible symptom of a cold or flu.

One of the nicest days out of the year so far and here I am on my computer. Time well spent, I say.

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Working in fast food: being surrounded by people who could make up drama about dropping a crumb. Enduring this so my future self doesn't have to 👍 they better thank me later

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Boost if you lie away at night remembering embarrassingly edgy or verysmart Facebook status updates you wrote a decade ago, despite not having used the platform for an extended period.

Fave if the same thing but Twitter.

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Pathfinder night tonight!
Hopefully we can complete the last 2 room of the planar square and escape the tower.

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You: Intel architecture
Me: Actually, Intel is the manufacturer. You're thinking of Intel's monster.

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the worst thing about save icons isn't that post-millennials don't know what they are, it's that they spread the awful lie that 3.5" floppy disks are square

Update on waking up late:

Made it on time but still somehow fell asleep when I got home too.

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fascists 

I'm having to look at fashwave art on Twitter for this inaugural blog post and it's like having to fish something out of a toilet.

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in my garage
i feel teeny
noone cares about my new lamborghini

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Good morning. I started my day by waking up 25 minutes late, how about you?

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