me reading the text of a fantasy game that keeps namedropping an affliction called "the Taint"

black sails season 3 spoilers 

jack is bisexual culture idc

Black Sails season 3 spoilers 

WATCH BLACK SAILS DAMN YOU

Flint management tip: trainers are responsible for training standards.

Literally got paperwork confirming it but it still feels weird and not true that this is my job now

My captain named her ship the "Giggling Victim" and then went out and plindered two ships without even bringing any cannons along. I really have to get her a bigger fleet.

Being a writer means that random fucking strangers think they can send you "inspiring" shit about how you should be writing at 9pm so that they can feel good

Blongo Wisementor: "Use the horse luke"

Luke Spacehero: "W... what?"

Blongo: (Materialising)

arma 3 stuff, killin' nazis 

"SIN FOR FUCK'S SAKE"

"DON'T INTERFERE WITH MY ART, GRZELCZYK"

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arma 3 stuff, killin' nazis 

"Sin..."

"BUT"

"Sin we're undercover."

"BUT THEY JUST WALKED RIGHT OUT IN-"

"Sin."

"They're right there!"

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Another pair of nazis tries to stop us.

SIR

DO YOU FOOLS NOT LEARN

THAT THE TRUCK CAN NEVER BE STOPPED

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Excellently, I saw a civilian try to rescue one of the wounded soldiers, pulling him behind the central convoy truck and apparently administering first aid. I somewhat reluctantly let the civilian go, although interestingly he did actually surrender, so I should get credit for sparing him. I shot the soldier, of course. Nazi scum.

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Ambushed a convoy by driving a disguised civilian truck into two nazis at full speed. Got out and the two of us shot the shit out of the others as they got out of their cars. One of them had a rocket launcher and another a machine gun, but they didn't get a chance to use them. The resistance will find them very useful!

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