"Hello. We are about about five dragons, and you are merely spear-chucking barbarians."
"Yes, but have you considered: we are VERY grumpy"
2020 and our bullshit society is still hung up on "creating jobs" as necessary or even good
Anyway. I've been through worse times. Hopefully I can get that big life changing project in motion at last.
For a moment there I had more money than I've ever had in my life. But of course landlords are cunts and england's economy is built entirely on catering to them, so
I only took the job because it meant blowing up some cappellan police state pricks, but it turned out the most profitable mission I've done yet. 550 grand and I didn't even get shot at
There's also a quite funny chat at the start of the mission. The goons you're here to babysit talk in all idiot faux military gamer slang ("MOVE OUT! DROP THE TANGO!!" etc) and your navigator goes "Christ. Well, good luck boss"
Got battletech to stop crashing, under very unsatisfactory conditions. But on the plus side, I have taken on a mission where I have to babysit a team of rookies in crap mechs and one of them has an urbanmech. The first ever shot I've fired in this game with an urbanmech took another mech's leg off in one shot. The best mech.
Last night's NetherRap is showing again on twitch. There were some fantastic acts. E-turn and wheelchair sports camp really caned it https://www.twitch.tv/BDolanOfficial
Secret design documents from Hideo Kojima's RPG (character classes for women):
* tortured and raped
* has to be naked or she explodes, raped
* tortured and raped into being good at fighting
* protagonist's mum. And tortured. And naked
* Snake with tits. And tortured
* actually 3 people with an additional brain in each tit
* literally a walking vagina called Kitchen
* has to dress like a 16 year old girl or her ovaries upload Death to the internet
Writer and curator and big queer hermit. Interested in feelings, history, fiction, hip hop, gender. Mostly nocturnal. Powered by self-doubt.
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