I can't stop jamming to touch tone telephone someone help me.

okay @brushy and i need your help. does anyone remember the vine where a dude in a fursuit gets hit by a bunch of falling pineapples while the pina colada song plays

we've been trying to locate this since vine died and it needs to be shared

NSFW character art 

Today is such a lazy day. *Rolls on her side and yawns* whhp and it's only like 10

Waluigi is the epitome of self-ignorant, carefree enthusiasm.

I care not how thee counters.

Im gonna go to walmart and get cinnamon buns and eat all of them and none of you can stop me. 🆗

I forgot how easy this game is when you know to dash literally 24/7

I forgot how huge the King of all Cosmo's cock is. Jesus CHRIST

Ok I'll stop lurking now, gonna play katamari until I pass out at like 2am rip life hehe

Epic rap battles of history.

Waluigi vs Mark Hamil.

Lmao Ruth wearing a shirt that just says "My boobs" where her boobs are.

why gender inanimate objects as “good boys” when you can call them “a complete and balanced breakfast”

#Introduction #Introductions
I'm a larger #wolftaur, friendly and warm! I work as a #sysadmin and run the Gulp Cafe, where we like #vore and to eat/be eaten. Online I identify as #altersex, male in form, with both sets of plumbing.
When it comes to my anatomy (some folks get very well acquainted) I have dexterous fore paws, and two stomachs, both in my #taur half.
I enjoy aspects of #aptophillia with being a taur, and more generally a world covered in fur.
I look forward to meeting you!

I'm like, a half second away from driving to walmart to get pancake batter and make pancakes I'm so HUNGRY

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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