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Did fried eggs on red-pepper-hummus-and-havarti-covered rye toast with a nice healthy amount of Valentina on top

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im handing out a box of 6 eggs to each member of the panel as the opening slide of my powerpoint presentation lingers awkwardly on the projector screen. its that blue gradient layout, at the top it says (in small writing) "geopolitical affairs institute" and in the middle, in big eggy letters, it says, "MUTUALLY ASSURED EGGS"

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tmi, egg Show more

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love me, love my eggs. that's the rule

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*extremely Karl Hyde voice* mmm skyscraper full of eggs i love you

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Now with actual real website:

garuda-workshop.co.uk

I will take one of each please

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Gonna make EGGS because I wanna be filled with EGGS

....listen,

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@jk half arsed js apps taste like deep fried pizza

it seems like a good idea at the time but it is quickly followed by regrets as your insides cease functioning

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tired: bread

wired: bappers, bappy boys, bappy boy rolls, happy bappys, happening bappening boppy bappy bappers, baps' baps, rolly bappy rolly bappings, parappa the bapper, bapty bippy buppy bap, baps, bapses, victory baps, bap bap bap bap, bappers

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Okay fine I'll make real food, ugh. UGH

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*shovels thoroughly-drained ramen in between two slices of bread, douses it in hot sauce, then batters and fries the whole mess* f oood,

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Well it's time to leave behind.

KoFi, LiberaPay and others have surfaced as proper alternatives.

will be the new drum I bang.

Please spread the word. I need friends to tip 😉

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We must do EVERYTHING we can, no matter HOW ridiculously sexy,

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*me, throwing bread rolls at you, just holdin a huge fuckin sack of bread, throwin em at you, one after the other, really hard* look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, *im still throwin bread at you, holy shit, ive got a LOT of those bread rolls. and i wont stop throwin em* look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers,

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