Did fried eggs on red-pepper-hummus-and-havarti-covered rye toast with a nice healthy amount of Valentina on top
im handing out a box of 6 eggs to each member of the panel as the opening slide of my powerpoint presentation lingers awkwardly on the projector screen. its that blue gradient layout, at the top it says (in small writing) "geopolitical affairs institute" and in the middle, in big eggy letters, it says, "MUTUALLY ASSURED EGGS"
love me, love my eggs. that's the rule
*extremely Karl Hyde voice* mmm skyscraper full of eggs i love you
Gonna make EGGS because I wanna be filled with EGGS
wired: bappers, bappy boys, bappy boy rolls, happy bappys, happening bappening boppy bappy bappers, baps' baps, rolly bappy rolly bappings, parappa the bapper, bapty bippy buppy bap, baps, bapses, victory baps, bap bap bap bap, bappers
Okay fine I'll make real food, ugh. UGH
*shovels thoroughly-drained ramen in between two slices of bread, douses it in hot sauce, then batters and fries the whole mess* f oood,
Think I should eat something
We must do EVERYTHING we can, no matter HOW ridiculously sexy,
*me, throwing bread rolls at you, just holdin a huge fuckin sack of bread, throwin em at you, one after the other, really hard* look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, *im still throwin bread at you, holy shit, ive got a LOT of those bread rolls. and i wont stop throwin em* look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers,
actually a skunk irl / makes comics+art+music+trouble / genderweird whateversexual / 🐾🏴
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