Follow

I am going to try my new Nespresso machine and milk frother. This is very complicated.

@chuckwendig IT IS DELICIOUS and also it magically knew I wanted to make espresso instead of coffee based on the pod I guess?

@skrishna @chuckwendig You are being watched. The government has a secret system, a machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it. I designed the machine to detect acts of terror but it sees everything.

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Mastodon

Follow friends and discover new ones. Publish anything you want: links, pictures, text, video. This server is run by the main developers of the Mastodon project. Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!