Anytime anyone mistakes me for being anything less than highly intelligent, I show them polaroids of my bookshelves. That's right. plural

1 2 3 4 i declare a thumb war (my thumb detaches from my hand and starts hurtling towards you at 1000 miles per hour)

food 

I drew one of my favorite scenes while catching up on Steven Universe

Hi all! Gonna be streaming Minecraft in a few minutes on Twitch, follow the link to watch!

twitch.tv/sleepypotato36

Hope y'all enjoy!

Why I believe Maryland is both Northern and Southern 

Chromium trying to tell me this is a spelling mistake makes it look like it's blushing:

Hell yes I'm a VP

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P round of all of you, you're doing great and I love you all so much

"brutus" julius gasped, spitting blood "my dude"

Asian restaurant I'm in could use their space a bit better -- they have five chairs and no tables, so its only take-out. Guess I'm eating in my car!

When amateurs see wet concrete, they write some meme in it. But when I see it, I dive into it and swim down deep to start a new life in the sidewalk.

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