18 years old, gamer, MINTY FRESH, and looking to make friends!
selfie, ec Show more
boost me i'm cute
Anytime anyone mistakes me for being anything less than highly intelligent, I show them polaroids of my bookshelves. That's right. plural
i’m at walmart
1 2 3 4 i declare a thumb war (my thumb detaches from my hand and starts hurtling towards you at 1000 miles per hour)
absolutely do not give swords to your children
food Show more
stale bread?? just toast it baby!!!!!!!!!
I drew one of my favorite scenes while catching up on Steven Universe
Today is going to be a long day huh
Hi all! Gonna be streaming Minecraft in a few minutes on Twitch, follow the link to watch!
Hope y'all enjoy!
Why I believe Maryland is both Northern and Southern Show more
It is currently 45°F. Within ten minutes of each other, I have seen a girl in the shortest shorts and a crop top with flip flops, and a girl in the heaviest winter clothing I’ve ever seen.
I need sneeze paper from the grocery house
Chromium trying to tell me this is a spelling mistake makes it look like it's blushing:
the big sneeze
spook Show more
spoopy spary spewetons
Hell yes I'm a VP
V eryP round of all of you, you're doing great and I love you all so much
"brutus" julius gasped, spitting blood "my dude"
Asian restaurant I'm in could use their space a bit better -- they have five chairs and no tables, so its only take-out. Guess I'm eating in my car!
When amateurs see wet concrete, they write some meme in it. But when I see it, I dive into it and swim down deep to start a new life in the sidewalk.
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