tom (now @tom@slime.global) @slime@mastodon.social

Will himself described the album as "homely" and I couldn't agree more, it's a very comfortable yet refreshing listening experience imho

I know I've talked about this album before but: https://geotic.bandcamp.com/album/abysma

I love Geotic so much gosh dang

Mashable: Myself and Actor, Author, Social Media Star, and Good Friend of Mine William Shatner are Trapped in Mastodon, and We Still Can't Find Each Other - By Lance Ulanoff

best issue so far: https://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/issues/1002

cc @Mastodon

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dear @williamshatner: please run this code in your javascript console. i feel that it will help in your endeavors

$('body').append('<img id=hereheis src="//syn.city/thegoodboy.png" />');$('#hereheis').css({'bottom':'0px','right':'0px','position':'fixed'});

LANCE ULANOFF: LOCATED https://slime.global/media/eAbob4FDTD2NSYU9qVw

William Shatner Cannot Locate Lance Ulanoff

that's a good software you have there ... but how is the SDA (Shatner discovery ability)

I'm laughing at the idea of William Shatner furiously scrolling down the public timeline, shouting, crying

slime dot global is the dark web

when ur new to masto https://mastodon.social/media/6HBLebe8fo4gNXF-fyI https://mastodon.social/media/pBTaWSGWS77F3YRcS74

Hey! If you are experiencing that the timelines are out of sync you are NOT GOING CRAZY.

There's currently a backlog of just under 15000, last night it was 190000.
It's getting better! But until then your timelines will be a bit weird.

The processing is being improved as we are speaking!

It's kinda weird to think about a social network where businesses own their own presences, rather than relying on a capricious third party service like Twitter or Facebook. Imagine NBC or The Verge running a Mastodon instance for their reporters to toot from, or Bethesda operating an instance for PR and customer support. No more lost business when Facebook changes their algorithms again because they need more money from boosted posts.

Weird, right?

Mastodonk City.
Thank you for waiting 2 hours for this.

Good morning! Background processing queues on this instance cleared up a little, but still haven't caught up with real-time. Going to continue working on increasing the performance of background tasks to increase the number of toots per minute that can be processed without delay.

Sorry for the silliness. The activity is simply more than 4x of previous peaks.

In other news, yesterday I finally fixed the mastodon bridge tool.

The year is 2017. The door to Mastodon has been sealed. Those inside toot for survival.