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*suckles on your teat like a babe* möther, please give me clout...

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*being circled by clowns that knock me to the floor and start kicking the shit out of me* hol up guys... i gotta toot about this shit real quick.........

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boost this and ill draw ur icon, but worse

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i have 12 boyfriends n theyre all named steve minecraft

it's 40 minutes until the end of the last legal fingers in his ass sunday in the uk 😔✊

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i like the term trashposting over shitposting the more that i think about it. leave the shit on tumblr, we've upgraded to trash now.

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me after making a bad toot and everyone ignores it

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imagine feeling comfortable in public bathrooms

this post made by trans gang

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shut the hell up I'm gonna kin your dad now

is saying y'all southerner appropriation

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since i have 500 followers i legally get to name my fanbase and i'm naming you pissgamers

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*sighs* guess this is it guys...*squirms around on the floor*

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@slugsies and that he still a c t i v e l y fucks. dude's got literal infant children. the man is still virile and ready for yall to taste the power of his molten core.

have we all forgotten our true lord and saviour... bibble ?

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Today Was Not Easy, You Were So Strong To Make It Through, I Am Very Proud Of You

Rest Well Tonight For You Have Earned It, Gods Bless

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some of ya'll are still lactose intolerant? grow the fuck up already

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