Does anyone remember when Porter Robinson made anarchist dubstep? [i bang on the lid of my coffin] Does anyone else remember? [increasingly hysterical from oxygen deprivation] Remember "The State" by Porter Robinson? [my words are swallowed by six feet of hardpacked soil]

@piggo i live in america and i have $20 in my savings account and $1200 in my weed account

this hoe legit just cancelled a job interview 2 hours before it was going to happen because she "just read the email i sent a week ago and doesn't think i'll be a good fit"

why is the tech industry like this

@quid NOOOOO COME SUCK OFF MICKEY MOUSES PENIS WITH US CMON DUDE YOU GOTTA COME WATCH IT AND VISIT DISNEYLAND AND RIDE THE RIDES FOR $300 AN HOUR BEFORE YOU SPEND $80 ON AN 8oz DASANI BRO

is their photo on google of the new madden13 game

>hop on github
>read lainposter's posix rant about how NT support matters more than BSD
>close window
>move on with my life

i once beefed with Tony Hawk's wife on twitter after i called both of her sons disappointments

(i won)

@vaartis @chjara i love how Twitter discovered decentralization and linked lists at the same time, and are now convinced that the world will be revolutionized because they understand two of the most basic CS101 concepts on a surface level

if i hear another one of you tubbos say "web3" i'm punching a hole through your drywall and unplugging your ethernet cable

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