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I’ve decided to take up running again, which is great because it’s just the excuse I needed to blow all my money on one of those fancy apple watches

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Look at my butt

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Congratulations to Denver Riggleman, the first writer of Bigfoot erotica to be elected to the US Congress. You’ve made history.

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COW FACT: cows developed spoken language up to 2000 years before humans, but decided it sucked

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Gosh darnit mastodon, where are my amazing pastel colour scheme palette options. Why is everything programmer chic?

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this post just about fucking killed me. I've been losing my mind at this for the past 20 minutes.

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Anyone who tells you you're too femme is 110% a cop of one kind or another.

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Watched “Apostle” on Netflix. It’s not perfect but it’s pretty good, and somewhat reminiscent of The Wicked Man. Worth a watch if you like horror movies that are more than just a succession of jump scares.

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Finished the Laika print I set out to do this morning.

Today it was 61 years since she was shot into space, the first animal ever in orbit.
Born in the gutter, died among the stars.

#Mastoart

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that's me on a scooter
that's me on a push. bike.
reducing my emissions

I wonder which of these 70 new emojis will become white supremacy symbols

I hope it’s not 🦵

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sitting in a vip booth being fanned by 3 twinks as elmo begs for more

"When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, 'Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.‘“ -Mr Rogers

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