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"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

@snark_web Also merry Christmas to any Russians who follow me

‪if the russians can do christmas in january then we can do halloween in january ‬

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In fairness to Ben this was better than anything Dennis Miller has written for decades, and he's supposed to be a professional.

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tv is a better artistic medium than cinema don't @ me

I never realised how much of a great actor Pullman is, but I think the only other thing I've seen him in is Independence Day.

Bill Pullman in The Sinner is like Columbo in that he's quirky and disheveled, but he's also a dark and brooding femdom enthusiast in the grip of an existential crisis. I'm basically in love with him tbh.

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*australian voice* a dingo ate my coochie

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I cant imagine being straight lmfao
Woo chile, the hetero will NOT jump out

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