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[buzz lightyear voice] furaffinity and beyond

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HIV prevention PSA (tldr you can get PrEP for FREE) 

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*meets any couple*

which one of you is a ball of social anxieties spending the next year or two getting over the rest of their gender shit, and which one of you is two cats, a pile of old computers, and a video game series that nobody else plays any more?

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Birdsite, Oney 

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[puts this hat on forwards, then backwards, then forwards again]

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[points at your gender] are you gonna eat that

Stupid 

It's contagious too, just today I sang in my head "gamer girl water" to the oldies hit "I'm a girl watcher" and laughed spontaneously at my desk

My g/f has spent the last week and a half making puns using "gamer girl bath water" or any other combination of the phrase and it's only getting worse

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🎵 girl bath water keep on rollin'
mississippi moon won't you keep on shinin' on me

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*points at plural friends* vALID
*points at furry frens* VAliD
*points at kin frens* VALid
*points at nonbinary frens* valID
*points at trans frens without dysphoria* ValiD
*points at u* Fucking Valid

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the mountain goats: great, unstable, mass of blood and foam
me, a barista: wait did you say blood

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Favorite Eeveelution?

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(extremely tired and uninterested voice, clearly just faking it in life 24/7) nya

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youtube.com/watch?v=Edg3J8O0jc

perennial shoutout to the version of the official SNES burn-in test that had music from Disney's Pinocchio for some inexplicable reason

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there is a different combination of dogs at the office today compared to normal

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who decided to call it "transitioning" instead of "procedural genderation". thanks. not accepting any replies

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