Odin throwing an axe and sticking a bullseye looking like he’s been throwing axes his whole life.

I know the world is ending, but it's truly fucked that biweekly and bimonthly can mean the same thing.

“Untitled Moose Game” you’re a moose and you’re trying NOT to bother anyone, but you’re wreaking absolute havoc on the town because you’re a gargantuan clattering moose

Theo The Cat somewhat happy to have his morning 5 minutes of petting that he will allow

Upon returning home from 3 soccer games, the strong smell of poop turned out to be from Frida the Malamute who dropped a sizable load IN THE SHOWER, right over the drain. I guess if she had to go that’s as good a place as she could pick!

Lazy Sunday. Theodore The Cat steals Frida The Malamute’s dog bed ( even though she has her own cat bed ) so Frida takes the couch knowing we’ve long given up on the No Dogs On The Couch Battle. Maybe Theo and Frida are in cahoots for better snoozing spots.

Theodore The Cat and Frida The Malamute crowding me out looking out the window waiting for The Giver of Food to come home ( aka kris )

Despite being free software, Mastodon as a project takes a hardline stance against nazis

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The covenant has been added approx. one month ago so that for the first time in Mastodon's history, our project could make "no nazis" a part of our branding.

... In an alternate universe, I’m getting home late night in Madison on Wednesday to find my car dead in airport parking ramp with no easy way to replace the battery. Glad I avoided that potential future!

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Drove to Madison airport yesterday for work trip that got delayed due to weather. Drove home and tried to get out today from la crosse airport only to find my car would not start! Hitched very last minute ride to airport only to have flight cancelled en route to airport. Raced home and got a new battery which fixed the problem...

NWS: “Dangerous wind chills developing Tuesday into Thursday morning,
with readings from 40 to 60 below zero.” 🥶

Well I can scratch off driving 30 miles in subzero temps to autoglass place with no back window off the bucket list! Brrrrrrrrr.

Productive Saturday night or watch “mighty ducks” 1 and 2 for umpteenth time with kris and odin? Not actually a real question.

Rolled up to this dog sitting up in drivers seat like a human. He turned his head very slowly towards me with super chill vibe. I swear he said “‘sup dog” and turned away.

Saw “bird box” which I thought was pretty good. This is interesting take on what the monsters are. Spoiler warning. paleofuture.gizmodo.com/bird-b

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