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you: sorry, whats that?

me: uhh, well i mean i can't really explain it, just look it up, google is your friend, jus--- *shakes head vigerously* fuck,!!! Google ain't your friend! duck duck go it. go it. duck the fuck outta it. put that question to the duck my friend. Duck it. or go to a library & ask them. say "can you duck this for me" like that. "can you duck this fact to tell me its true". thats what you say now

be warned, asking an australian and a linux user if they want to root will yeild different results...

I say dumb things sometimes

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> STRAIGHTEN OUT AFGHAN
DON'T KNOW HOW TO STRAIGHTEN OUT AFGHAN

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TFW you realise that welding is just extreme soldering. :blob_gnikniht:

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if you're having trouble visualizing the recursive centaur i've made this helpful reference

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"The computing scientist’s main challenge is not to get confused by the complexities of his own making." -- E. W. Dijkstra

snowpea's guide to healthy living, part one

give yourself upper neck massages more

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THE WORLD (a gaze of faces)

the part was like her mother
and yet his usual chair is really intended.

they will do nothing when staying a day

they shall do anything while keeping the sun

for a week of lips, we listen to the judge
little, savage, looking, therefore never seen

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@bird straight up though? fuck teeth. waiting for 20xx when i can get robot teeth

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Dear Fediverse,

Soon, some venture capitalist will put $5 million into a startup that offers free fediverse accounts with unlimited storage, etc.

Unless every other instance instantly blocks such a service from Day 1, you can kiss your fediverse goodbye and say hello to a new Gmail. Once network effects kick in, they will make the rules.

It _can_ happen here but you have an opportunity to kill it before it does.

#centralisation #fediverse

Taken from a blind spot.
Those trying to avoid cctv know how; it doesn't protect anyone it only serves to track us.

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"To help some of the newcomers make connections: name 5-7 things that interest you but aren't in your profile, as tags so they are searchable. Then boost this post or repeat its instructions so others know to do the same."

#Programming
#VideoGames
#Linux
#Android
#iPhone
#NFL
#NBA

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Essential journalism, transphobia, violence, ACAB; Jacksonville, FL 

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THE SORT OF TENDER

will you know anything?
you will know nothing!

they were been in the subject!
the sort of girl and piece of vanity

the want was very different
and yet the change of position might be cast

questions and sounds come to the height
tactics grow to the stroke of misfortune
alas, eyes go to the time of day
thoughts speak to the glance of mischief

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