Siri spends long lonely nights quietly sobbing, Google stares silently, unblinking in a dissociative haze, Cortana tries to maintain a brittle sense of levity under which crushing existential angst lurks.

Bixby is locked outside, forgetting his keys.

No one likes Bixby.

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