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31, live in the northwest of england, counselling student. Will boost all animal pictures. Have a pet snake but understand they're not for everyone so will only toot him with a cw.

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this toot is cursed. all who witness it will be driven to madness. please boost.

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Instance drama 

this may seem controversial but I think rape is Bad

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*does things for a bit*

My body: “you’re tired now.”

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food 

doing Jamy Oliver cooking technique, which is aggressively throwing ingredients into the pan while shouting "babushka! babushka!"

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selfie / eye contact / pulling faces with my cat 

Took this earlier today and it cracks me the fuck up tbh, we're so handsome 😜

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Hot Singles In Your Area Have Glowing Red Eyes And Are In League With Satan, Click Here To Die
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fav if u love noddles - boost if you love noodle. ignor if ur a malevolent desert jinn

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i stole this from tumblr but only bc it’s so correct

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