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24/7 to do list:

:breathe: smoke weed
:breathe: jerk off
:breathe: smash the state

out of the corner of my eye i see the kingdom of slowly reassembling itself,,,,,,,,, take me home

you are all so lovely & funny & sharp, & also i wish there were more brown & black folx on here

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“god babe you’re so tight” - me to my shoulders :-(

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Boost this to send Mr. Knzk your power so he can get the servers back online

*rides up on a regular horse & dismounts in a panic, throws self thru .social’s swinging doors*

where are they where did they go

where’s tha

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@ to all KNZKGANG
Since trouble occurred in the server of Knzk.me and it is currently being confirmed, I want you to wait until it recovers.
Because we are also working hard, forgive me🙇

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cute boy, no clothes 

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if you've joined :hacker_k: :hacker_n: :hacker_z: :hacker_k: :hacker_g: :hacker_a: :hacker_n: :hacker_g: recently, reminder that we are essentially squatting in a friendly Japanese instance, so please be a good houseguest and try not to do anything that would require the not-fluent-in-english (but pretty good at it) moderator to do any heavy lifting. :hacker_k: :hacker_n: :hacker_z: :hacker_k: is nice because we are nice.

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moving instances feels like a game of the boat is sinking except

:hacker_c: :hacker_y: :hacker_b: :hacker_e: :hacker_r:

Hold up, is everyone ditching .social? It’s like all my friends are moving away??

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suicide, morbid fact 

the answer to this is to never have a partner in anything ever, it's a liberalism, serve the people!

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