Pinned toot

24/7 to do list:

:breathe: smoke weed
:breathe: jerk off
:breathe: smash the state

out of the corner of my eye i see the kingdom of slowly reassembling itself,,,,,,,,, take me home

you are all so lovely & funny & sharp, & also i wish there were more brown & black folx on here

umbrella boosted

“god babe you’re so tight” - me to my shoulders :-(

umbrella boosted
umbrella boosted

Boost this to send Mr. Knzk your power so he can get the servers back online

*rides up on a regular horse & dismounts in a panic, throws self thru .social’s swinging doors*

where are they where did they go

where’s tha

umbrella boosted

@ to all KNZKGANG
Since trouble occurred in the server of Knzk.me and it is currently being confirmed, I want you to wait until it recovers.
Because we are also working hard, forgive me🙇

umbrella boosted

cute boy, no clothes Show more

umbrella boosted

if you've joined :hacker_k: :hacker_n: :hacker_z: :hacker_k: :hacker_g: :hacker_a: :hacker_n: :hacker_g: recently, reminder that we are essentially squatting in a friendly Japanese instance, so please be a good houseguest and try not to do anything that would require the not-fluent-in-english (but pretty good at it) moderator to do any heavy lifting. :hacker_k: :hacker_n: :hacker_z: :hacker_k: is nice because we are nice.

umbrella boosted

moving instances feels like a game of the boat is sinking except

:hacker_c: :hacker_y: :hacker_b: :hacker_e: :hacker_r:

Hold up, is everyone ditching .social? It’s like all my friends are moving away??

umbrella boosted
umbrella boosted

suicide, morbid fact Show more

the answer to this is to never have a partner in anything ever, it's a liberalism, serve the people!

umbrella boosted
umbrella boosted
Show more
Mastodon

Server run by the main developers of the project 🐘 It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!