my dog made a noise that sounded like a minecraft villager taking damage. ok.

theory on movie: the villain is an actual Rose Quartz gem. tis but a theory.

if you listen closely on september 20, you can hear the clapping of a million raiders' asscheeks while they storm area 51

am i an adult? yes
do i still sleep with a nightlight on? fuck yeah i do
no shadow demons sucking my toes

there's all this talk about eating alien booty and clapping alien cheeks when you storm area 51.. but what if.. the aliens eat YOUR booty and clap YOUR cheeks?

hear me out: Live action Samurai Jack movie but Keanu Reeves plays Jack

d&d is so fun. i made a cambion barbarian and my god she's such a sweetheart. Because who doesn't love a big sweet girl who could decapitate you in a hot second if you betray her?

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city im a thousand miles away but girl snapchat me them titties

Hey y'all! I just made a mastodon account so I'm new to this and still figuring stuff out. My name is Ren and I draw things!

I use a huion kamvas gt-191 drawing tablet, and the programs I use are Paint Tool Sai 2 and Clip Studio Paint.

Here's a #hollowknight piece I made a little while ago.

#hornet #littleghost

me: picks up my cat bc I love him
cat: aaaaaaaa!
me: oh you baby
cat AAAAAAA
mom: oh my goodness you baby hush
cat: aaa....

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