I'm browsing Mastadon on my computer, watching Disenchantment on Netflix on my phone, all while my dad watches MSNBC on the TV. How's your night?

I'm staying on an AirBnb farm in CT for a few weeks with my family and I noticed this when I was planning my morning run around the neighborhood...

I'm a mastadon and i'm here to say
I toot my toots the decentralized way

That time a while back I made a song that explains photosynthesis.

Can I upload videos here? Does each instance decide this for themselves?

I have to admit, I like the "toot!" a lot.

Toots are what we call flatulence in this house - a perfect metaphor for the masses gaseous reactions.

Mastadoning is so far pretty confusing
But a twitter replacement I ain't refusing


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