Signs I might be a lizard:

-sluggish when cold
-shedding skin
-scales
-forked tongue

my friend: we're getting a puppy!
me: pwease tell me you're adopting
my friend: yea! we're getting a pure bred pyrenees from this family
me: that's not,,,,,,,

๐ŸŒป ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ
๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ„
๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ
๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒฑ
๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒป ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ
๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ
๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒป ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒป
๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ

Snitch in a Ditch (Elf on the Shelf sequel)

My mom and I heard a cough from the kitchen???? And weโ€™re the only ones home????????? This is not a bit Iโ€™m so SPOOKED BITCCH

Beware of What Awaits In The Caves!!
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starting my own instance, wiitoot.channel. it plays the wii shop channel music on a loop and it's styled to look like a nintendo wii. browsing the site at any resolution beyond 480p introduces graphical glitches. all animations are capped to thirty frames per second. you have to connect the Toot Nunchuck to be able to reply to posts

BOTTOMING FIRST GOD SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do people in their mid-20s have kids and appear grown up to their kids.

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