💞kay💞 for bottom callouts @spaceliens@mastodon.social

its shitty of you to force nb people to use "neutral" pronouns

monsterfuckers I need help please:
I'm making a monster dating game and I need to know what kind of monsters people are most into. this poll has... a lot but multiple answers are allowed. please answer if you can!!
https://www.strawpoll.me/17037021

davekat is straight culture

KIKYO WAS A BAD CHARACTER

if you wear a choker you're a bottom

idk how to do the DM thing but I'm over on @spaceliens

there is a 50$ stupid question fee

tumblr isn't a cult no one was giving me money for my bad advice

I sure make a lot of hats for someone who doesn't wear them

mxrp is a gift I don't deserve

I hate when I'm eating pasta and someone speaks to me

it is time for woody allen to die

it's time we all as a society murder woody allen

if it were not for the laws of this land (everyone has guns but me) I would have slaughtered you for not keeping your puppy inside her fence

@ whoever's tiny baby puppy came to my house: call me back soon or she's mine, bitch

my therapist cancelled so I guess I get to have a breakdown at home instead

can you fucking kinnies let me complain about a character without getting all emo for like fifteen seconds

I din't ship anyone with dave because no one deserves that

dave strider is a shitty character

dave strider die challenge

I saw some viva pinata scat porn on tumblr once so maybe this ban isn't so bad

"hm, that's a lot of dirtbiking suit pictures for someone who isn't very sporty" I say, moments before destruction