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The Mastodon mascot on the about page is called elephant-fren.png which makes me unreasonably happy

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L O R E is a pretty cool podcast. I'm actually getting into the spooky month mood.

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#crazyidea : a Mastodon instance, where every new account is a random generated fantasy RPG character, and you'd be locked out of editing your name, pic and bio; all of which would comprise your charactersheet.
Followers and followees would be replaced by XP and level counters.
Bots would administer loot/magic items/weapons and other both would pop up to be random encounters or dungeon crawls or even story lines run by admin GMs.

MUD meet social web.

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was Diana Cavendish named after Cavendish bananas. asking for a friend (me)

Hello Mastodon it's been a while how's it going

Watched Kimi no Na wa in a theater today and cried my eyes out. What a great film.

Okay here's a Programming/Security one

LNKD LIST
WONT HALT
DIJK STRA
QUIK SORT
BIGO LOGN
GRAD DESC
FDRA CORE
OPEN SUSE
SUCK LESS
LEET HACK
SEGF AULT
SALT HASH
2FAC AUTH
OVER FLOW

I'm trying to come up with one for ASLR but I can't

Weeb shitpost for this toot parade
FUTR FUNK
VAPR WAVE
NGHT CORE
EURO BEAT
NICH IJOU
DAIJ OUBU
MAID DRGN
TAIL MEAT
KONO SUBA
XPLO SION
SENP AI<3

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( ovo) *spins furiously*
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Bad idea of the day:
Masto9000 -- an instance where boosts & favs don't exist and nothing you toot can be within some small edit distance of anything on the local or federated timelines.

Also, toots are a minimum of 141 characters.

I've been playing Tree of Savior with my friends and I adore its art, music, and world. I feel like I'm a kid again, lost in a huge RPG world.

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Instagram: My life is a party.

Snapchat: My life is a quirky TV show.

Facebook: My life turned out great!

Twitter: We're all going to die.

Mastodon: Don't worry, while we are on a quirky, meandering path towards an inevitable apocalypse, we might as well enjoy the ride and show eachother some love in an unorthodox, yet irresistible manner, not in any way hindered by considerations of style, identity or consistency.

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Aaaaaa my 1080 arrived in the mail! :D

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@SwiftOnSecurity is here now so I basically have no reason to go back to birb site

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The federation/migration problem in mastodon seems very important. My broader thought: SMTP/NNTP/etc. thrived because of a set of trusted entities (govt/uni) that could reliably run federated servers. My choice of server is going to be based on which one is most likely to be up and running years in the future.

Who should those entities be today?