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I'm going to try a mind experiment: instead of asking "Why should I do ___" I'll ask myself "Why should I _not_ do ___" and examine the reaches of the actual social and world-affecting injuries my decision would have.
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If only our politicians would do this.

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FINALLY I GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT!

1. Download "mailto:" extension and click "change" for Outlook.com
2. Put in:

outlook.live.com/owa/?path=/ma{to}&subject={subject}&body={body}&cc={cc}

3. PROFIT

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photos.app.goo.gl/CAFBL6XKTbqE proof that I got my hack to work so I can click links and have them open in Outlook online! Wooot!!

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It's getting easier to make healthier decisions as time goes by. Just passed up a free Oreo McFlurry from my Dad because I was not _hungry_, even though I didn't feel like I _couldn't_ eat.

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Hello, ; this is my .

I am a in . I am a and also .

I speak and (learning ).

In my spare time, I write and .

I am and support many views ().

I program in a bit, but not much.

Feel free to hmu in my DMs, but please be civil.

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Okay, "mullet bad" is boring, time for the new one

Pompadours are just backwards mullets

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tbh the reason so many liberals have such glaring empathy issues with anyone who isn't them or looks like them or is related to them is because that's what happens when you internalize individualism so hard

Does anyone have a on an network that respects of viewer? I want to stay far away from and if I can.

Does anyone have a on any of or for a / ? I'm in the process of making one and want to respect user privacy as well.

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RT @NaomiAKlein
Amazon is threatening to fire courageous workers who are demanding the company cut emissions in line with science. Tell @amazon + @JeffBezos that the planet is burning + self-styled climate leaders don't silence people who are sounding the alarm. washingtonpost.com/technology/ pls RT!

CW: self-worth, job hunting, self-triggering thoughts 

I'm really glad I landed a new job. I was starting to spiral into a pit woe-begotten self-pity and cynicism over not being able to find a job. This made it a lot easier to get triggered by my own thoughts of self-worth and seeing things on social media.

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@emilymullin@twitter.com: "Looks like Facebook is starting to roll out its new preventive health tool. Important to note that health info you share on social media platforms is not covered by HIPAA, which means Facebook is not obligated by law to protect it. t.co/4xmiIPHpZL" / Twitter
twitter.com/emilylmullin/statu

I apologize for all the spammy [From Twitter:] lately. I forgot about Mastodon for a hot second. oops...

Does anyone have resources for finding a name for oneself? I've been toying with the thought of going by a different name..

[From Twitter:] 

RT @_iamafish_@twitter.com

if this post gets 5 retweets I'll pet my dog

🐦🔗: twitter.com/_iamafish_/status/

[From Twitter:] 

RT @faguett3@twitter.com

Okay bigots.

If gay people really make the kiddies gay,

Then why am I a gay?

Cause like

Everyone in my life, is straight.

By your definition of queerness, I should physically not exist.

There is no homosexual exposure out here.

It's a barren field.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/faguett3/status/12

[From Twitter:] 

RT @acexarofierro@twitter.com

i keep forgetting to say this but-

you know how artemis doesn't allow her hunters to be in romantic relationships? well....do you think she'd allow her hunters to be in a queerplatonic relationship because they aren't romantic or-?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/acexarofierro/stat

[From Twitter:] 

RT @moby_dickhead@twitter.com

I went to the Fabergé museum and bought this tiny expensive egg. I put my anxiety medication in it.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/moby_dickhead/stat

[From Twitter:] 

RT @NewDadNotes@twitter.com

[stormtrooper school]

Me: [raises hand].

Instructor: yes?

Me: how come our armor doesn’t stop a blaster?

Instructor: uh-what?

Me: it’s the like most used weapon in the galaxy and we aren’t protected against it

Instructor:

Me:

Instructor: [tries to shoot me but misses]

🐦🔗: twitter.com/NewDadNotes/status

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