if you wait an hour in the cinema after the end of the new avengers film you'll catch the after credits sequence. it's a completely different feature length film

I want to be an NPC with free-range pathfinding, not an NPC with a scripted route

Hi sorry for being inactive lol I was taking a nap for the past 19 days

*astral projects into your room at 03:17 am wearing clown shoes and holding a baguette* I heard you were talking shit about me

"*FAREWELL*", I say, my cloak fluttering dramatically as I turn and walk into a lamp post.

The Kahoot theme activates my fight or flight response

god, grant me:
the strength to lift a bus
the courage to try and lift a bus
the wisdom to know when to lift a bus

Somebody on twitter just said "Mr Clean is hentai for wine moms" and now I'm not gonna be able to sleep

okay i will start the latest drama.

the only good sour patch kids are the red ones

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