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the cis teen chapel? why don't you just call it spencer's gifts like everyone else

if you want to beat the hell out of me, so be it. but you should know that you would be hitting the president of the Hip Hop Appreciation Society here on campus,

If you walk slowly in crowded hallways the colors of Ogord will never flash over your grave

[lights teacup candle with blowtorch]
THE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH ARE LIT
GONDOR ๐Ÿ”ฅ CALLS ๐Ÿ”ฅ FOR ๐Ÿ”ฅ AID

Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards for how many health potions they can carry at one time

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater but with a pogo stick.

someone: hi!
me: h- *glitches out and disappears*

hey google what are some nice planets available for purchase

oh youre mad at me? what are you gonna do? growl? call me a slur? fuck off and go play yandere simulator

Holy fuck, I just saw my local news advertisement and it was like a smash cut of different moments on the channel, and then it showed a bunch of kids fortnight dancing and one of the news anchors flossing.

everyone on sunbeam.city has to log off when it gets dark out

@evan i will destroy every frisbee on earth on my way to kill you

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