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***attention***
I will no longer be using this account. follow my new account at @splendens

i joined .social only because i didn't understand how "federating" worked. i'll let u know when i re-register.

hey followers - i think i'm gonna move instances soon bc of the way things are going (also having a MASSIVE instance that acts as like a "main instance" isn't a very good idea). thinking of maybe witches.live?

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I want to see the weirdest elements arise from the depths of this society and destroy it, leaving only the festival of the unique in its wake.

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i leave for like 5 minutes and there's pizza drama

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everyone deserves a samwise gamgee. someone that, no matter how far you need to go, how dangerous it'll be, he'll follow you--carry you, if he has to

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Broke: people who like certain things are cringy and we should make fun of them
Woke: corporations who try to get Hip With The Teensβ„’ are cringy and we should make fun of them

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trying to explain to capitalists that if they dont stop doing capitalism they wont have a planet to do capitalism on anymore feels like the scene where man ray tries to give patrick his wallet back

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MI discourse, meta, tumblr bullshit thats absolutely not coming here Show more

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my toots are the genderless spirits of angels trapped within the next 10 seconds or you will cry. i guarantee it

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i've said it before and i'll say it again.. FUCK work

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How to reply to a boy hitting on you:
- Bold of you to asume I won't make the void swallow you if you try anything.
- I'm an old soul trapped in this human flesh waiting for the end of times.
- You're perfect for the human sacrifice I must perform each new moon.
- Sorry, the void is calling me.
- My name can't be pronounced by a mere mortal.
- I don't have a phone. This? This is just alien tech, a concealed weapon to stole souls.
- Sorry, my soul is busy,
- Your flesh shall burn upon the touch of mine.
- If I talk to you any longer my teeth will fall off.
- Don't, mortal.
- I don't need more souls to consume, you must leave me alone.

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My soul yearns to reunite with the void. It must wait. I’m not done with the Earth yet.

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lmao i had no idea how to convert sunlight into biological energy to own the catholic church

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#China has started ranking citizens with a creepy 'social credit' system β€” here's what you can do wrong, and the embarrassing, demeaning ways they can punish you

1. Banning you from flying or getting the train.
2. Throttling your internet speeds.
3. Banning you β€” or your kids β€” from the best schools.
4. Stopping you getting the best jobs.
5. Keeping you out of the best hotels.
6. Getting your dog taken away.
7. Being publicly named as a bad citizen.

businessinsider.com/china-soci

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