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on mastodon we are only going to do wholesome dunks

-bofa these arms around you in a hug, friend
-aldis cookies I baked for you
-wendys dog photos are sent

left twitter? more like 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳

the existence of the us army’s esports team implies that al queda has an esports team

joe biden is going establish socialism

if twitter locks me out of all my accounts and makes me use individual phone numbers one more time, i'm going to shoot the ceo of twitter in the back of head with a gun. fbi please arrest me i dont give a shit

we hold these jews to be self evident

i’m not depressed i just suffer heavily from depression

being forced to carry 75% of my friendships is absolutely exhausting and i don’t want to exist

save the post office? yeah thats where i work

when does the pain end

mental illness is cool and good

i think it worked LMAO

flirting by talking about FBI surveillance of rosa parks

pacifists be like: not fighting the good fight

mastodon look what i got in trouble for on the bird site

yeah... i'm thinking i'm back

nietzsche really should’ve said “no free clout” to the nazis

they are so desperate to come to a conclusion that some races of people are worse that they will do anything to come to that conclusion

conservatives fucking love being racist. they just refuse to even pretend to look into socio-economic factors. they simply don't give a shit about actual effects of oppression and love to act like things happen in a god damn void

something incredibly depressing is thinking about how many radical anti abortion terrorists think they are john brown