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on mastodon we are only going to do wholesome dunks

-bofa these arms around you in a hug, friend
-aldis cookies I baked for you
-wendys dog photos are sent

left twitter? more like 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳

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rip tom hanks, will always have you almost dying in some transportation disaster movie

haha yeah im doing a bit im doing just great yeah haha

tick tock is the jeb bush of social media

hit or miss
the guy who tried to shoot reagan missed

thinking about making memes referencing obscure alt rock lyrics that nobody will get

dog scouts for america

the fuck are 21 pilots on

i thought the lyric from "come together" was 'got to be a joker cause he's so hard to see' of course referring to the fact that the odds of getting a joker in a deck of 52 cards is statically rare. this, however, is not the lyric.

starting to think this "united states" thing is bad

becoming a churchhill fellow by starving millions of people

getting tired of all this ice outside gotta fucking abolish it soon

https://open.spotify.com/track/2cNZzxSe048owMCdRloYkH

i said i'd make it to the party but i got a lot going on

i swear to god if steve king trends on twitter again and its not because he's dead

israeli jews think i’m not a real jew (mother converted before i was born) and i think they’re not a real country

getting depressed realizing how many people have become nazis via youtube recommendations

welcome to the resistance, the iraq war