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-bofa these arms around you in a hug, friend
-aldis cookies I baked for you
-wendys dog photos are sent

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left twitter? more like 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳

the existence of the us army’s esports team implies that al queda has an esports team

if twitter locks me out of all my accounts and makes me use individual phone numbers one more time, i'm going to shoot the ceo of twitter in the back of head with a gun. fbi please arrest me i dont give a shit

i’m not depressed i just suffer heavily from depression

being forced to carry 75% of my friendships is absolutely exhausting and i don’t want to exist

flirting by talking about FBI surveillance of rosa parks

nietzsche really should’ve said “no free clout” to the nazis

they are so desperate to come to a conclusion that some races of people are worse that they will do anything to come to that conclusion

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conservatives fucking love being racist. they just refuse to even pretend to look into socio-economic factors. they simply don't give a shit about actual effects of oppression and love to act like things happen in a god damn void

yo i'm ms monopoly and i'm here to say
i love evicting my tenants in a feminist way

yeah sure, the pandemic is bad but take some time to think about the billionaires who are losing money right now. hope that puts it in perspective

something incredibly depressing is thinking about how many radical anti abortion terrorists think they are john brown

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