in the year of our lord, the washington nationals were 69-69
on mastodon we are only going to do wholesome dunks
-bofa these arms around you in a hug, friend-aldis cookies I baked for you-wendys dog photos are sent
left twitter? more like 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳
getting cancelled for saying osama bin laden had bde
the movie tall girl on netflix makes me want to die lm,ao
i’m trying to be like mlb tv in the team’s home state
i want the invisible hand to jack me off
radicalizing the youth into socialism and pokemon go
as far as i can tell freudian psychology is just doing a ton of coke
charlie daniels’ benghazi ain’t going away but with an italian accent
bernie should have to share his thanksgiving turkey with everyone else at the table
plato 🤝 lenin what is to be done
describing the entirety of someones life as "a good bit"
just stumbled on the sidewalk and a dude driving by yelled “walk much?”
I will never recover from this.
back to back but it's cheney's and wars in the middle east
late night you 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒈𝒐 𝒕𝒐 𝒘𝒂𝒓 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒓𝒂𝒏 𝒐𝒏 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒔𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒔
no you're so sexy dont massacre the czars ahahab
voluntary celibates gang
racism but only against Australians
the straights get one day and it's 9/11
trying to convince myself she’s just bad at texting and that isn’t intentionally ignoring my text from 7 hours ago
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