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on mastodon we are only going to do wholesome dunks

-bofa these arms around you in a hug, friend
-aldis cookies I baked for you
-wendys dog photos are sent

left twitter? more like 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳

liberals love impeachment so much but you mention the words “john hinkley jr” once and they freak out

teens 🤝 nfl owners
“no kap”

calling my divorce hearing a war so that the united states immediately gets involved

if you are wondering how broken liberal twitter is today, there are folks trying to trend hashtag john mccain day to own donald trump

when will the big boy have his heart attack

i wish i could say i was joking but i have someone openly supporting pinochet while also saying free speech should never restricted

airdropping trump supporters Lyudmila Pavlichenko’s wikipedia page

lmao

got suspended on hellsite lmao

playing the national anthem before i jack off

gonna have a panic attack.. quick better end this sentence with lmao

i hate mastodon. who the fuck is squid. bitch i’ll kill you

bringing this blessed content to mastodon

whether you like it or not ronald reagan makes the best argument on abortion. that’s right. ronald reagan should’ve been aborted.

75 years ago: young americans braved nazi fire on beaches to liberate a continent and defend constitutional rights

today: my wife has run off with her boyfriend and has taken our two beautiful kids. if you’re reading this karen, please return my calls

my friends are real, strong, and my friends