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on mastodon we are only going to do wholesome dunks

-bofa these arms around you in a hug, friend
-aldis cookies I baked for you
-wendys dog photos are sent

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left twitter? more like 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘡 𝘡𝘸π˜ͺ𝘡𝘡𝘦𝘳

the movie tall girl on netflix makes me want to die lm,ao

i’m trying to be like mlb tv in the team’s home state

i’m trying to be like mlb tv in the team’s home state

as far as i can tell freudian psychology is just doing a ton of coke

charlie daniels’ benghazi ain’t going away but with an italian accent

boomer twitter:

bernie should have to share his thanksgiving turkey with everyone else at the table

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describing the entirety of someones life as "a good bit"

just stumbled on the sidewalk and a dude driving by yelled β€œwalk much?”

I will never recover from this.

back to back but it's cheney's and wars in the middle east

late night you π’˜π’‚π’π’• 𝒕𝒐 π’ˆπ’ 𝒕𝒐 π’˜π’‚π’“ π’˜π’Šπ’•π’‰ π’Šπ’“π’‚π’ 𝒐𝒏 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒔𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒔

trying to convince myself she’s just bad at texting and that isn’t intentionally ignoring my text from 7 hours ago

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