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on mastodon we are only going to do wholesome dunks

-bofa these arms around you in a hug, friend
-aldis cookies I baked for you
-wendys dog photos are sent

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left twitter? more like 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳

rip tom hanks, will always have you almost dying in some transportation disaster movie

haha yeah im doing a bit im doing just great yeah haha

thinking about making memes referencing obscure alt rock lyrics that nobody will get

i thought the lyric from "come together" was 'got to be a joker cause he's so hard to see' of course referring to the fact that the odds of getting a joker in a deck of 52 cards is statically rare. this, however, is not the lyric.

becoming a churchhill fellow by starving millions of people

getting tired of all this ice outside gotta fucking abolish it soon

i said i'd make it to the party but i got a lot going on

i swear to god if steve king trends on twitter again and its not because he's dead

israeli jews think i’m not a real jew (mother converted before i was born) and i think they’re not a real country

getting depressed realizing how many people have become nazis via youtube recommendations

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