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on mastodon we are only going to do wholesome dunks

-bofa these arms around you in a hug, friend
-aldis cookies I baked for you
-wendys dog photos are sent

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left twitter? more like 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳

I got so fucking romantic
I apologize
Lemme light your cigarette

she's like the scars i got from punching a window. there was blood and glass everywhere, i went to urgent care. i love the scars now, im obessed with them. but in the end it was not worth having to get the cuts on my hands glued together

if i matter so much to her and she cant go days without talking to me, why am i not good enough for her

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having a breakdown here because she follows all of my twitter accounts and i have already embarrassed myself enough

the existence of the us army’s esports team implies that al queda has an esports team

the existence of the us army’s esports team implies that al queda has an esports team

if twitter locks me out of all my accounts and makes me use individual phone numbers one more time, i'm going to shoot the ceo of twitter in the back of head with a gun. fbi please arrest me i dont give a shit

i’m not depressed i just suffer heavily from depression

being forced to carry 75% of my friendships is absolutely exhausting and i don’t want to exist

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