@peptostate he's literally nothing like a spider. He only has four limbs. he only has two eyes.
and where are his pedipalps? If he's really a "spider" man, then where are his pedipalps?
And on the first day of the earth God made themself a sandwich and snacked upon it.
When god had worked up a bit of energy and motivation, they created Lilith and Adam in their own image.
But god wanted to see more titties so they made Eve too. Then he watched them with omnipotent eyes 👀
God: "I'd fuck me."
KARL MARX: as long as there is commodity to be fetishized and worker profits to be taken, they will be taken by the ruling class to service their revenue source
ME, 17: ah shit this is probably going to fuck up my life forever
ROTHGAR, THE UNKNOWABLE: in this cursed plane of existence the only living lexicon is power, i will lend you mine.. at a cost
ME, EYES GLOWING WITH ARCANE POWER, IN A WARLOCK ROBE: ah shit this is probably going to fuck up my life forever
I post politics stuff that will have you "roflmaoing" on the floor. and also the mad!
Socialist, Internationalist & Prison Abolitionist
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