FYI, nervous about trying for a second kid
I thought about getting Apocrypha but I only have room in my heart for one card-based game with character progression and that’s Arkham Horror
Dude on Chopped said “I harness fire to make food sexy” and I hate him so much
I’m ignoring my brother’s thumbs down but if he comes at me I’ll remind him of the time he slapped her and to not act like he has the moral high ground
Told my sister to fuck off. It felt great.
Politely told my sister off. She’s lucky I went into the backyard to cool down or I would have had choice words
My sister is an IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT
Yup, I was born in the good ole haunted Jefferson Davis Hospital
Nathan: Something smells stinky.
H: Did you fart?
N: Yes.
Boed. Watching ghost videos
What if they rescue Janet from the quantum realm and then the snap happens
It’s gonna be a long year until Avengers 4
Ahhhhhhhhh
Oh god three more hours until Infinity War
Haha almost throwing up in my cpap mask has made me nervous to wear it
I hope Bruce tells everyone where he’s been the past forever years
Playing with the wife’s old Polly Pockets
@queenpossum @thegianthead Are Ian and Michelle y’alls neighbors now? Did they buy my dream home?
Oh shit Infinity War in one week
Tfw you discover Chrissy Teigen was a mod for a Neopets msg board
