St. DymphnⒶ (dormant) @st_dympna@mastodon.social
Ⓐ/PoC
"We need a video for this"
"Why?"
"I know! A sockpuppet, that is also a boss, in a big office! That headbangs!"
"...whyyyy?"
https://youtu.be/qmsbP13xu6k
Wednesday night stream is live! Playing Armello with @st_dympna and @Silmerion
I'm also on witches.town!
https://witches.town/@st_dympna
not sure if one is going to get preferential treatment over another yet.
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dating profile editor I've hired: "if you mean that you're shy and have an obtuse way of approaching dialogue just fucking say that then!"
*immediately prior to this remark*
"I am intensely subtle"
Don't look at the chicken
I wonder if it's possible to adapt Mastodon for role-playing purposes
like have an instance that's its own world with its own rules and each user is a character in this world
maybe change the codebase a bit to incorporate rp-friendly stuff
share to pet
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her: isn't that a skill you wanted to have?
me: it isn't a skill I didn't not want to have
her: ...jfc st_dympna
lifehack: if you say "I'll be right back" as you leave a room, you can say "as the prophecy foretold" when you re-enter
What do we want?
SUBTEXT!
When do we want it?
WELL, WE DIDN'T ACTUALLY COME OUT AND SAY WE WANTED IT
capitalism but every time the system almost collapses under the weight of its own contradictions it gets faster
Instagram: My life is a party.
Snapchat: My life is a quirky TV show.
Facebook: My life turned out great!
Twitter: We're all going to die.
Mastodon: Don't worry, while we are on a quirky, meandering path towards an inevitable apocalypse, we might as well enjoy the ride and show eachother some love in an unorthodox, yet irresistible manner, not in any way hindered by considerations of style, identity or consistency.
in a future where brain donations are commonplace, insufferable puns about giving people "a piece of your mind" threaten societal collapse
gonna start a medical prosthesis business that focuses on erectile dysfunction
gonna call it "Napoleon's Boner-Parts"
This is the hole I throw mansplainers down. (It's a well, actually)
"Will Mastodon make any money?" scream the journalists, who have forgotten the joy of building sandcastles on the beach
if when most leftists groups meet is any indication of when the revolution will start, my money is on Thursday bout 7pm
