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discussion of dick pics 

dude: [dick pic]
dude: hi
me: not impressed. you can do better
dude: what do you mean?
me: it's an awkward angle, doesn't really give me a sense of scale. not sure about the lighting either. it's like there's no thought in the composition.

doesn't really tell the viewer a story, it's just like "dude grabbing his junk" okay? boring.

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Baked this gorgeous strawberry pie yesterday. The strawberries come from a farm in Mahabaleshwar, happy to have contributed to an agricultural business directly.

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I love this artists conception of cryolophosaurus with feathers and markings like a barn owl

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Does anyone know anyone involved or interested in trade unions who likes to write?

Considering starting a new online publication that is a #coop co-owned by readers and writers.

Anyone else who wants to get involved, don't be shy in messaging me.

Consider retooting :).

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Tech enthusiast: "I want smart lights, smart tv, everything, and connect them all to my digital assisstant!"

Tech worker: *looks wistfully into distance* "I should get a small place in a little town, with a garden, make my own furniture."

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