@steckerhalter @thomas ...and here's me having ditched Ubuntu for Gentoo in an effort to go the other way (kind of. OpenRC, I guess), and FreeBSD on my main server for more, other reasons (mostly ZFS), but still.
I'm sure I could wrangle systemd into something better with some obscure config options or something, but I'm happy on the other side of the fence. Keep it the heck away from me and my systems. :p