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stef @stefaniesimpson@mastodon.social

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should I do a 'this is me' toot?

Well I'm gonna

I write VERY RUDE BOOKS and IDC. but I do have a flash fiction blog, if you're interested

bit.ly/stefaniesimpsonblog

and I have a book page too, with more about my novels and links here

bit.ly/simpsonbooks

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TFW you're about to sneeze so you grab a tissue and bring it to your face, but you then start to breath in hard first before the sneeze and start inhaling the tissue.

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No results searching here. That's disappointing. (That's what I most enjoy reading, having accidentally written one *side-eyes the surprise-bi main character* and needing to understand what the heck to do with him and tall-dark-and-handsome.)

Every one is so talented here with art! Makes me jealous! I make sweary or cute graphics, sometimes faux inspirational ones with a touch of snark

swearyandcute.blogspot.co.uk

They're only done on canva, and I have low skills, but they're fun to make!

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Technically, I'm an adult.

In practice, however, I should be supervised like a second grader.

The only thing worse than forgetting your coffee and drinking it cold, is remembering it and finding you already drank it.

Hey any here?

I write sex positive, non-ableist, no gross tropes, rude AF, ppl, diverse books

bit.ly/simpsonbooks

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This is your periodic reminder to consciously unclench your jaw and relax your shoulder and neck muscles.

I'm here, a lost , swimming in the sea of social media, looking around like this little sea poot.
Hello.

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it's amazing how people can just be nice and enjoy being around each other when there are no social pressures on a platform to cause distrust. i'm trying to spread that around by helping people new to the instance/platform, by explaining things to them or answering questions. i'll do what i can when i can! also i usually follow back!

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I'm a and author that writes sci-fi and fantasy with LGBTQIA+ characters.

I have a degree in linguistics, but I've also studied physics, chemistry, biology, sociology, and psychology. Yes, I read textbooks for fun, 😍

Between stints in college, I worked as an electrochemist.

My interests:


















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Okay, time to get acclimated here. I'll start with some artwork. Here's the standard cover to the first issue of the upcoming Athena Voltaire ongoing series. mastodon.social/media/vHqkSrpo

When you see one of the scabby ppl from Facebook or Twitter and you know they're crappy *blocks*

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I like how everyone is just unanimously referring to twitter as Blue hellsite and the "Other place" It has all the makings of a YA Novel..Only without the hope and life lessons. Also more cats and porn.

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Hey you! Yeah, you. You're sexy and I dig it.

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friendly reminder to wrap your heavily political posts inside CW tags.

some people here (including me) abandoned birdsite for the purpose of avoiding the worsening Political Discourse there for the sake of their own mental wellbeing.

seeing all of it again around on mastodon doesn't help them at all, and pretty much the reason social media slowly fatigues me