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Mine was a 1br for $625 $25 for having a cat. When I left a year later, they jacked the price up $175 because it was rent controlled (something that I didn’t know when I signed the lease). t.co/AMuGqrT5Sa

Apparently Osa just will not stop barking through this meeting.

… It’s turning out to be pretty nice. The problem is that it tries to get me to walk 100 steps every hour and while I like that, I don’t live in a big enough house for that. Walk around the block every hour? Walk down the driveway? Pace around my coffee table 20 times? 🤷🏼‍♂️

I bought a new smart watch recently (justifying the cost because I am waiting for the $500 pixel phone instead of the $700 pixel phone). After swapping out the band for one with Velcro …

It fits.

“Prosecutors accuse him of secretly arranging to be paid a bounty of more than $80 million to end a U.S. investigation into a multibillion dollar embezzlement of a Malaysian state investment fund.”

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Ever get the feeling that you are little more than a living heating blanket to your cat?

I have no idea why but there was apparently a bee in my shoe. I don’t know if it’s better or worse that they stuck my hand instead of my foot.

Does last night’s sleep make up for all of the shitty sleep that I got last week? t.co/PnOA55vCES

What are the extradition rules between the US and Russia or Saudi Arabia? It might be less leaving the country and more fleeing the country. t.co/oBOhXiQmhI

Looks like fun. I do wonder about what happens if you are in the front of the crowd and need to head to the bathroom, though? t.co/ogl9k3dijc

Watching the @JoeBiden town hall, I'm feeling like he is definitely a flawed candidate but he is sooooooo much better than the dipshit.

The dog keeps beating on the front door but when I take her outside, she just eats grass. 😩

I haven’t had a haircut since March. I am trying to decide if I should get a home haircut kit or some sort of styling product.

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