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Just had food bagged by the surliest sandwich shop girl who clearly hates all her co-workers. So much better than the regular corporate mandated super friendliness.

I'm never going to skip the intro of an episode of Cheers, Netflix. Stop asking.

RT My triumph is now complete. Kneel at my throne of gore. Attack, my minions, or perish.


Reminder: if you try to jam more than your one carry on bag in the overhead bin you are a monster.

RT The official trailer is here! We are working with Freestyle Digital Media and the be available on VOD and DVD Jan 22!


This movie was made by my friend Francis Stokes and is fantastic. Rusty Schwimmer is charming and hilarious. If you have never video on demanded before, demand this video!

This: is the only proper response to this:
RT Trump: β€œSteam is very reliable. Electromagnetic – unfortunately you have to be Albert Einstein to really work it properly...”

Navy Officer: β€œYes sir. You sort of have to be Albert Einstein to run the nuclear power plant that we have here as well, but we’re doing that very well.”


RT nobody is as angry confident as someone who doesn’t understand a joke


So when is No Man's Sky releasing the update that fixes all the placement bugs in the weird 3-differents sets of building parts that don't quite all work together system?

We all have arbitrary lines in the sand we will not cross. Mine is "based on a podcast."

Things that are inevitable: taxes, entropy, Dan Aykroyd talking about a new Ghostbusters movie that's "in development."

Now that I've been forced into the new Gmail UI and can't go back, let me reiterate that I hate this slow-ass nonsense with the fury of 1,000 exploding suns.
RT Thrilled that the new Gmail UI update has solved the pesky issue of the web site loading quickly and without error.


RT My great Uncle Pete, headed to the Philippines in WWII. He was my inspiration for much of the Medal of Honor music. Thanks to ALL veterans.

And additional thanks on this day to all of the who are out there trying to hold back the fires in CA.


I have a simple dream: to be fired from a job that also gives me a multimillion dollar exit package.

RT Shout out to the top 5 boards in the world, surf, shuffle, stiff as a, Ouija and back to the drawing.


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