RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: My triumph is now complete. Kneel at my throne of gore. Attack, my minions, or perish.
RT @WildHoneyMovie@twitter.com: The official trailer is here! We are working with Freestyle Digital Media and the be available on VOD and DVD Jan 22! https://youtu.be/EqImcIZ3PKI
Here's the official movie site: https://www.wildhoneythemovie.com
This movie was made by my friend Francis Stokes and is fantastic. Rusty Schwimmer is charming and hilarious. If you have never video on demanded before, demand this video! https://www.facebook.com/stephen.j.skelton/posts/10218056657393541
This: https://youtu.be/JohGniYph-c is the only proper response to this:
RT @email@example.com Trump: “Steam is very reliable. Electromagnetic – unfortunately you have to be Albert Einstein to really work it properly...”
Navy Officer: “Yes sir. You sort of have to be Albert Einstein to run the nuclear power plant that we have here as well, but we’re doing that very well.”
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: nobody is as angry confident as someone who doesn’t understand a joke
RT @Camilodotorg@twitter.com: Maybe hop off my dick CNN
Celebrate the 40th anniversary of the Star Wars Holiday Special the right way - by listening to me complain about it.
Now that I've been forced into the new Gmail UI and can't go back, let me reiterate that I hate this slow-ass nonsense with the fury of 1,000 exploding suns.
RT @StephenJSkelton@twitter.com Thrilled that the new Gmail UI update has solved the pesky issue of the web site loading quickly and without error.
RT @KarleeKanz@twitter.com: R.I.P. Stan
RT @email@example.com: My great Uncle Pete, headed to the Philippines in WWII. He was my inspiration for much of the Medal of Honor music. Thanks to ALL veterans.
And additional thanks on this day to all of the @LAFD@twitter.com who are out there trying to hold back the fires in CA.
RT @MrGeorgeWallace@twitter.com: Shout out to the top 5 boards in the world, surf, shuffle, stiff as a, Ouija and back to the drawing.
[Impressive Occupation], [Amazing Occupation], [Fascinating Occupation], [Lucrative Occupation], [Impossible Occupation] & just a regular, humble guy.
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