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RT @designmom@twitter.com

Heads up: If you aren't using condoms every time, you don't care about abortion. If your partner suggests no condom and you agree, you don't care about abortion. If you won't consider a vasectomy because you think it will hurt/make you less manly, you don't care about abortion.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/designmom/status/1

RT @ScottHech@twitter.com

“One day, from his sniper nest, Chief Gallagher shot a girl in a flower-print hijab who was walking w/ other girls on the riverbank. She dropped, clutching her stomach, & the other girls dragged her away.” Trump is preparing to pardon this war criminal. nytimes.com/2019/04/23/us/navy

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ScottHech/status/1

RT @Delavegalaw@twitter.com

If Dems never conduct a formal House Judiciary Committee impeachment inquiry, Trump's 2020 message will be that Dems' failure to conduct impeachment proceedings "proves" that even *they* didn't think he did anything that was all that bad, including his obstruction of justice. twitter.com/Delavegalaw/status

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Delavegalaw/status

Sci-Fi Shows: No matter how much you paint them and cut bits off and glue other bits on, toy Nerf guns never look like anything other than toy Nerf guns.

RT @glennkirschner2@twitter.com

1. As a former career prosecutor, including 6 years as an Army JAG, this makes me sick. Please bear with me as this will take a minute: Our military criminal justice system protects the rights of soldiers accused of crimes as well as, if not better then, many civilian systems... twitter.com/nytimes/status/112

🐦🔗: twitter.com/glennkirschner2/st

I genuinely don't understand signing petitions complaining about art you don't like. Isn't that what snarky podcasts are for?

RT @horsedivorce@twitter.com

me: can you dust my wets?

server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese

me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please. My wets.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/horsedivorce/statu

RT @jonrog1@twitter.com

4) As a Humanist I respect the various ideological frameworks people use to construct moral lives. But that doesn't take away from the fact there, is a massively well-funded theocratic movement in America hacking it systemic weaknesses.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jonrog1/status/112

This is absolutely insane.

RT @mcbridetd@twitter.com

Trump’s pick for ICE director: I can tell which migrant children will become gang members by looking into their eyes politico.com/story/2019/05/16/

🐦🔗: twitter.com/mcbridetd/status/1

RT @SenDuckworth@twitter.com

This morning, I called on the Trump Administration to brief all Senators ASAP regarding the intel they claim to be using to justify escalating tensions with Iran. Congress is the only branch of government with the power to declare war and we have a right to know what’s going on

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SenDuckworth/statu

RT @Charalanahzard@twitter.com

I would be shocked if anything beats 'men accidentally but very openly admitting they're so bad in bed that no woman enthusiastically enjoys having sex with them' as Best Twitter Controversy of 2019.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Charalanahzard/sta

The only sure way for noted space expert Ted Cruz to truly protect us from Space Pirates is to immediately launch himself into space, preferably at escape velocity. Godspeed, brave Space Force Warrior!

I'm so old I remember when pranks were things you did to annoy your friends instead of being a shitty human being on YouTube and making money off the misery of strangers.

RT @drvox@twitter.com

The notion that we are "drifting" to war with Iran rather neatly absolves everyone of responsibility, doesn't it? What's happening is a cabal of lunatics are pushing for war & American people & institutions are standing by gaping & occasionally whining. Just. Like. Last. Time.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/drvox/status/11287

“When I was your age we had to travel the galaxy on restricted warp speeds instead of transwarp beaming everywhere and that’s the way we LIKED it!”

RT @KateAurthur@twitter.com

A teeny look at the show coming to @CBSAllAccess@twitter.com.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/KateAurthur/status

RT @TheOnion@twitter.com

John Bolton: ‘An Attack On Two Saudi Oil Tankers Is An Attack On All Americans’ trib.al/QDgc7f3

🐦🔗: twitter.com/TheOnion/status/11

RT @ewarren@twitter.com

Basic health care includes safe, legal abortion. Alabama’s backdoor abortion ban is an unconstitutional attack on women—an attack happening all across America. Let’s be very clear: We’re going to fight this ban and defend . And we’ll win.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ewarren/status/112

RT @DavidKlion@twitter.com

Nothing Sanders or Warren or AOC have proposed on any policy front is more fantastical than this twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DavidKlion/status/

RT @ewarren@twitter.com

I love town halls. I’ve done more than 70 since January, and I’m glad to have a television audience be a part of them. Fox News has invited me to do a town hall, but I’m turning them down—here’s why...

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ewarren/status/112

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