RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: My triumph is now complete. Kneel at my throne of gore. Attack, my minions, or perish.
This: https://youtu.be/JohGniYph-c is the only proper response to this:
RT @email@example.com Trump: “Steam is very reliable. Electromagnetic – unfortunately you have to be Albert Einstein to really work it properly...”
Navy Officer: “Yes sir. You sort of have to be Albert Einstein to run the nuclear power plant that we have here as well, but we’re doing that very well.”
RT @Camilodotorg@twitter.com: Maybe hop off my dick CNN
RT @KarleeKanz@twitter.com: R.I.P. Stan
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: My great Uncle Pete, headed to the Philippines in WWII. He was my inspiration for much of the Medal of Honor music. Thanks to ALL veterans.
And additional thanks on this day to all of the @LAFD@twitter.com who are out there trying to hold back the fires in CA.
RT @CoolComicArt@twitter.com: Dave Cockrum would have been 75 years old today. He designed/co-created some of your favorite X-characters.
RT @email@example.com: tfw michelle yeoh cuts 2 the feeling
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: In Georgia a voter had her absentee ballot returned to her.
It says “not deliverable as addressed.”
She used the pre-addressed envelope given to her by the state.
RT @CNNPR@twitter.com: Tonight the White House revoked @Acosta@twitter.com’s press pass. CNN’s response to @PressSec@twitter.com and @realDonaldTrump@twitter.com:
RT @email@example.com: From the frozen realms we shall arise, marching down from the permafrost, barbarians from the land of snow and ice.
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: This is what you are, the creatures of destruction. This is what I am, the misanthrope, proud in my existence and perfect in my shape.
RT @email@example.com: This is disgusting.
BAN trophy hunting.
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
RT @CBSLA@twitter.com #LIVE No estimate on how long 101 Freeway will be shutdown for crews to clear plane wreckage https://cbsloc.al/2Li9umn
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: The shadows cast by the forest of my mind can black out their world. Let our darkness spread, let our dreams manifest.
RT @email@example.com: The rivers will flow with your blood, and the crows will sing your name as they build their winter nests with your hair, bones and teeth.
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: Sadness surrounds my naked heart. Tears fill my eyes. I cry out in despair—truth has never existed, and never will.
RT @email@example.com: I'm the harvester of souls for the realm of Satan. Humanity begs at my feet.
RT @PreviouslyTV@twitter.com: Earlier: it's @ExtraHotPodcast@twitter.com 220 with @StephenJSkelton@twitter.com and @firstname.lastname@example.org of @email@example.com! #MagnumPI old AND new, #Maniac, #FamilyTies, much more! http://previously.tv/extra-hot-great/saying-aloha-to-a-new-magnum-p-i/
RT @TaraAriano@twitter.com: You have been visited by Gordon Lightfoot the dog. RT to bless a timeline.
RT @SamShotFirst@twitter.com: When you destroyed the One Ring and brought lasting peace to the realm
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