We all have arbitrary lines in the sand we will not cross. Mine is "based on a podcast."

Things that are inevitable: taxes, entropy, Dan Aykroyd talking about a new Ghostbusters movie that's "in development."

Now that I've been forced into the new Gmail UI and can't go back, let me reiterate that I hate this slow-ass nonsense with the fury of 1,000 exploding suns.
RT @StephenJSkelton@twitter.com Thrilled that the new Gmail UI update has solved the pesky issue of the web site loading quickly and without error.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/StephenJSkelton/st

RT @m_giacchino@twitter.com: My great Uncle Pete, headed to the Philippines in WWII. He was my inspiration for much of the Medal of Honor music. Thanks to ALL veterans.

And additional thanks on this day to all of the @LAFD@twitter.com who are out there trying to hold back the fires in CA.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/m_giacchino/status

I have a simple dream: to be fired from a job that also gives me a multimillion dollar exit package.

RT @MrGeorgeWallace@twitter.com: Shout out to the top 5 boards in the world, surf, shuffle, stiff as a, Ouija and back to the drawing.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/st

RT @CoolComicArt@twitter.com: Dave Cockrum would have been 75 years old today. He designed/co-created some of your favorite X-characters.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/CoolComicArt/statu

RT @kaitlancollins@twitter.com: With President Trump seated before him, French President Macron says, "Patriotism is the exact opposite of nationalism. Nationalism is a betrayal of patriotism. By saying 'our interests first'...we erase what a nation hold dearest...its moral values."

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/kaitlancollins/sta

RT @AoDespair@twitter.com: To be clear, this is a precise and definitive employ of the phrase "all due respect" by Pasadena Fire Officials. Two wit:
A) You rank us or have acquired a standing normally given some deference.
B) You have nonetheless revealed yourself to be an astonishing asshole. twitter.com/PFA809/status/1061

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/AoDespair/status/1

RT @shaunking@twitter.com: In Georgia a voter had her absentee ballot returned to her.

It says β€œnot deliverable as addressed.”

She used the pre-addressed envelope given to her by the state.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/shaunking/status/1

RT @DanRather@twitter.com: The voting situation in Georgia is shaping up to be a deeply troubling challenge to American democracy. There are so many questions that warrant investigation. If this was a foreign country there would be a call for international inspectors.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/DanRather/status/1

MOVIE PITCH: Quokka in the Big City. Animated. Voiced by Chris Hemsworth. Please advance me 1 million of the $$$ this will print.

RT @melissakchan@twitter.com: As someone who has had my press credentials denied by authoritarian China, I never thought I'd see this crap happen in the US. And this "most reporters are okay but @Acosta@twitter.com is aggressive" thing is the EXACT line Chinese propaganda printed about me. It's a tactic, people.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/melissakchan/statu

I hope the Breaking Bad movie doesn't use the tired gimmick of Jesse haunted by a Walter White ghost just so they can get Cranston in it. (Says the guy who thought Better Call Saul was a dumb idea and then Gilligan made it amazing so clearly I know nothing.)

RT @CNNPR@twitter.com: Tonight the White House revoked @Acosta@twitter.com’s press pass. CNN’s response to @PressSec@twitter.com and @realDonaldTrump@twitter.com:

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/CNNPR/status/10603

RT @DanRather@twitter.com: There must be really something in those tax returns...

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/DanRather/status/1

RT @SallyQYates@twitter.com: We should not lose sight of why POTUS fired the AG – because he wants a political crony to protect him from the investigation of his own campaign.The rule of law is disappearing before our eyes. My column from a year ago when POTUS began trying to humiliate the AG into resigning. twitter.com/sallyqyates/status

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SallyQYates/status

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