RT @ExtraHotPodcast@twitter.com: The remake so big it's going to take TWO new guests to discuss it: we'll welcome @StephenJSkelton@twitter.com and @email@example.com of @firstname.lastname@example.org next week! - ta https://twitter.com/MagnumPICBS/status/1040317194163249152
RT @email@example.com: The Senate Majority Leader is either saying that Dr. Ford is a liar or that he doesn’t care if she was sexually assaulted by Brett Kavanaugh. https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1043143343126073344
My two favorite kinds of scenes in TV/movies: the dinner party with super boring stories everyone thinks are hilarious, and characters singing karaoke for way too long.
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: We came to taste forbidden fruits, to boil your seas and burn your world.
RT @BadAstronomer@twitter.com: Um.
Astronomers have found Vulcan.
RT @email@example.com: comics are literally insane
Thrilled that the new Gmail UI update has solved the pesky issue of the web site loading quickly and without error.
Sandwich shop guy has changed our interactions from "comments about my hat" to "buddy fist bump" and I firmly believe this unprecedented and alarming escalation should permanently double my rewards points.
RT @RobertMaguire_@twitter.com: Siri, show me the easiest own of all time
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: 1/ Folks, I'd like to close out this particular Twitter firestorm that in the end won't matter because bigger more insane shit will hit this Monday ... with an apology. I was wrong, and I must apologize.
Would very much like to buy stock in the phone manufacturers not part of the “most” group.
RT @NBCNews@twitter.com Next Thursday, FEMA will do its first test of a system that allows the president to send a message to most U.S. cellphones. https://nbcnews.to/2CX5bgL
RT @MrGeorgeWallace@twitter.com: I'll straight up eat a club sandwich at a cottage and cottage cheese at the club I really don't give a shit anymore.
RT @TheDweck@twitter.com: “In my defense, those 3000 people didn’t die during the uncontrollable act of God, they died during the long period after when I could have done something about it”
RT @email@example.com: You say god is strong. You say god is eternal. I say these are lies.
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org You say god is strong. You say god is eternal. I say these are lies.
RT @email@example.com: Does anyone honestly think a 85-year-old outlaw who smokes weed all day long gives a shit what anyone else thinks about him? https://twitter.com/abc13houston/status/1040120416864534528
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: 1/ This. Regardless of how all this falls out, the fact Grassley had a list of 65 women from Kavanaugh's high school as character witnesses LINED UP is literally the biggest, dumbest tell that they knew this was coming down the pike. Even wait until Monday, for chrissake. https://twitter.com/boymonster/status/1040627737227153409
RT @BeardedGenius@twitter.com: Scary as fuck weather report. First it's like, ah smart use of green screen, then it's like holy fucking shit.
RT @GlennThrush@twitter.com To be clear: The President of the United States is denying a factual, months-long effort, done carefully to estimate the number of Americans who died in PR above baseline -- and fully expects his supporters to believe him.
It's an important moment. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1040217897703026689
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