RT @ExtraHotPodcast@twitter.com: The remake so big it's going to take TWO new guests to discuss it: we'll welcome @StephenJSkelton@twitter.com and @tonnslingdog@twitter.com of @filmpigs@twitter.com next week! - ta twitter.com/MagnumPICBS/status

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/ExtraHotPodcast/st

RT @jonfavs@twitter.com: The Senate Majority Leader is either saying that Dr. Ford is a liar or that he doesn’t care if she was sexually assaulted by Brett Kavanaugh. twitter.com/samstein/status/10

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/jonfavs/status/104

My two favorite kinds of scenes in TV/movies: the dinner party with super boring stories everyone thinks are hilarious, and characters singing karaoke for way too long.

RT @evilbmcats@twitter.com: We came to taste forbidden fruits, to boil your seas and burn your world.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/evilbmcats/status/

Thrilled that the new Gmail UI update has solved the pesky issue of the web site loading quickly and without error.

Sandwich shop guy has changed our interactions from "comments about my hat" to "buddy fist bump" and I firmly believe this unprecedented and alarming escalation should permanently double my rewards points.

RT @jonrog1@twitter.com: 1/ Folks, I'd like to close out this particular Twitter firestorm that in the end won't matter because bigger more insane shit will hit this Monday ... with an apology. I was wrong, and I must apologize.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/jonrog1/status/104

Would very much like to buy stock in the phone manufacturers not part of the β€œmost” group.
RT @NBCNews@twitter.com Next Thursday, FEMA will do its first test of a system that allows the president to send a message to most U.S. cellphones. nbcnews.to/2CX5bgL

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/NBCNews/status/104

RT @MrGeorgeWallace@twitter.com: I'll straight up eat a club sandwich at a cottage and cottage cheese at the club I really don't give a shit anymore.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/st

RT @TheDweck@twitter.com: β€œIn my defense, those 3000 people didn’t die during the uncontrollable act of God, they died during the long period after when I could have done something about it”

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/TheDweck/status/10

RT @evilbmcats@twitter.com: You say god is strong. You say god is eternal. I say these are lies.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/evilbmcats/status/

RT @scalzi@twitter.com: Does anyone honestly think a 85-year-old outlaw who smokes weed all day long gives a shit what anyone else thinks about him? twitter.com/abc13houston/statu

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/scalzi/status/1040

RT @jonrog1@twitter.com: 1/ This. Regardless of how all this falls out, the fact Grassley had a list of 65 women from Kavanaugh's high school as character witnesses LINED UP is literally the biggest, dumbest tell that they knew this was coming down the pike. Even wait until Monday, for chrissake. twitter.com/boymonster/status/

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/jonrog1/status/104

RT @BeardedGenius@twitter.com: Scary as fuck weather report. First it's like, ah smart use of green screen, then it's like holy fucking shit.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/BeardedGenius/stat

RT @GlennThrush@twitter.com To be clear: The President of the United States is denying a factual, months-long effort, done carefully to estimate the number of Americans who died in PR above baseline -- and fully expects his supporters to believe him.
It's an important moment. twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/st

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/GlennThrush/status

Science has determined that the human brain can hold 1 petabyte of data. Mine consists entirely of Stargate SG-1 trivia and old commercial jingles.

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