Are they going to explain to him that, like the motion picture industry, there is already a rating system in place?
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: In honor of the just announced (and long-time-coming) death of Portland's Lloyd Cinema 10, I present to you the *single finest moment* of its entire history: The theater's marquee, July 27th, 2014.
Godspeed, you fetid menagerie of trash.
His willful ignorance is unmatched. RT @email@example.com: "These are black market weapons" -- Trump's comments during bipartisan gun violence meeting indicate he doesn't even know AR-15s can be purchased legally https://thinkprogress.org/trump-falsely-claims-weapons-used-in-mass-shootings-are-black-market-93099ce00bef/
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON
MY NAME IS WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON
AND THERE’S A MILLION THINGS I HAVEN’T <dies>
<End of play>
Got my free-for-life Vero account!
RT @BryanFuller@twitter.com: WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE, I LOVE YOU - Someone Put a Statue of Jason Voorhees in a Minnesota Lake For Divers to Stumble Across http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/268037/someone-put-statue-jason-voorhees-minnesota-lake-divers-stumble-across/
"Why won't these TEENS be NICE to me?"
RT @email@example.com: This may be my favorite opening line to an article that I've ever seen in my entire life.
RT @EricHaywood@twitter.com: . @realDonaldTrump@twitter.com: "I really believe I'd run in there, even if I didn't have a weapon.”
BITCH YOU GOT SHOOK WHEN A BIRD SQUARED UP ON YOU
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: Columbo was a Doctor Who; this is canon
Regular reality is awful enough, why would I want to augment it?
RT @email@example.com: When I start to feel satisfied in my accomplishments, i remind myself that Alf had two personal assistants
RT @BrianStack153@twitter.com: Not much makes sense to me these days but at least Catherine O’Hara has her own Canadian postage stamp.
RT @Fizzhogg@twitter.com: Dana Loesch came to me 10yrs ago pitching a sitcom starring herself: “A hot young mom who does far right radio show.” Said her age & looks would make 1 side hate her & 1 love her so everyone would watch. Was obsessed w the potential fame & money. I turned her down.
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: Two things:
1. I don’t have a cat............
2. I DON’T HAVE A CAT
RT @email@example.com: Philando Castile, a licensed gun owner, is killed by police during a routine traffic stop.
The NRA: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
An airline cancels a discount code perk.
The NRA: THIS IS OUTAGREOUS! 😡
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: You know who deserves a Courage Under Fire award? Every student & teacher who has survived a school shooting.
Not Ajit Pai, who gutted protections for our free exchange of information. https://twitter.com/cnni/status/967217790368305152
RT @email@example.com: I would like a show where a guy with a thick New York accent goes around the city interacting with cats and rating them. https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/967020109167505408