Sterling Archer 🍸 @sterling_archer@mastodon.social
Bay Area, vinyl records, motorcycles, dogs, tattoos, travel, movies, books, craft beer, technology, video games, and good food.
Joined May 2017
I’m having people over to stare at their phones later if you want to stop by.
The ultimate truth.
Sterling Archer 🍸
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#mastodon tip for people with multiple accounts on the same instance: There are browser add-ons to turn a tab into a "container" that does not share cookies and such with other tabs, so you can be logged in into different accounts in different of these tabs.
The one for Firefox is "Multi-Account Containers", the one for Chrome is "Session Box"
When a product’s ad campaign contains internet speak, it’s apparent that speak is well beyond its use-by date.
The level of dumb here is truly staggering.
Sterling Archer 🍸
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Anticipating the Apple event because it means an end to the clickbait product leak articles.
Yeah, yeah, I’ll never forget because mainstream social media won’t friggin’ let me.
When people talk about traveling to the past they worry that doing even the smallest thing will radically change the present, yet for some reason nobody in the present is willing to do something small to radically change their future.
“Per my last email” is office talk for “Bitch, can you read?”
Good morning, Mastodonians!
Think about it: every corpse on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person.
Stay lazy my friends.
Sterling Archer 🍸
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Best lede of the day so far:
Last week, police officers in Paraguay found that at least 42 battle rifles had been stolen from their armory and replaced with toy replicas. It’s unclear if a flag with the word “BANG!” written on it popped out of the barrels. ~Gizmodo
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Bay Area, vinyl records, motorcycles, dogs, tattoos, travel, movies, books, craft beer, technology, video games, and good food.
Joined May 2017
