Sterling Archer 🍸 @sterling_archer@mastodon.social

Arcade Fire last night at The Greek Theatre in Berkeley.

Everyone should have a good therapist, and this is my favorite kind of therapy.

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later if you want to stop by.

I never thought I’d ever say this, but organic multigrain tortilla chips with Roberto’s hot salsa is fucking amazing.

Black Robusto porter by Drake’s Brewing out of San Leandro, CA.

Rich malts, a hint of coffee, perhaps molasses. Delish.

The ultimate truth.

Hop Shocker Imperial IPA by Melvin Brewing out of Alpine, WY.

Pine hops forward with a bitter, dry finish. Not bad.

Mozango, ale brewed with Mosaic hops and mango. Lagunitas Brewing, Petaluma, CA.

I’m not normally a huge fan of fruit in my ale, but this is damn delicious.

#beer

When a product’s ad campaign contains internet speak, it’s apparent that speak is well beyond its use-by date.

The level of dumb here is truly staggering.

Yeah, yeah, I’ll never forget because mainstream social media won’t friggin’ let me.

https://mastodon.social/media/gXyDzIDZhbwdhryq0ws

When people talk about traveling to the past they worry that doing even the smallest thing will radically change the present, yet for some reason nobody in the present is willing to do something small to radically change their future.

“Per my last email” is office talk for “Bitch, can you read?”

Good morning, Mastodonians!

Think about it: every corpse on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person.

Stay lazy my friends.

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Good morning, Mastodonians!