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Altered Carbon: a bit confused but still early. Kinnaman and Purefoy are genius.

Checking out Altered Carbon. Hope it's good.

I wouldn't mind seeing Smashing Pumpkins, but not at Oracle Arena. Hard pass.

What the shit, USPS? I don't think I've ever seen a more inefficient organization. I bought something online that shipped from Tualatin on 2/15, and tracking shows that on 2/16 the item arrived in Portland, left Portland, arrived in San Francisco, left San Francisco, and arrived in Oakland. All in ONE day. I live in a city right next to Oakland, and yet won't get my item until today - 4 days later.

Trader Joe's Maple Brown Sugar Wheats are fucking CRACK.

Carry on.

Just watched "It" and was rather impressed. I read the book back when it came out, and thought Andy Muschietti did a great job with this film. A lot of the scenes that were intended to be scary were incredibly well done.



Mastodonians, beware of a user going by TesseractFan. This vile piece of shit is posting kiddy porn.

Please report and block.

My Char Griller Akorn wants to be a Big Green Egg when it grows up.


As usual I'm giving up Lent for Lent. It's the right thing to do.

Just cobbled together my first IFTTT recipe. It's a super simple recipe, but necessary when trying to connect 3 different products that don't necessarily talk to each other directly: Google Home, iOS, and Any List.

More "how to baby" classes, and TIL that my wife is pregnant with a particularly large avocado.

These just in. Our daughter's going to have the we raddest wardrobe ever.