Everyone should have a good therapist, and this is my favorite kind of therapy.

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later if you want to stop by.


I never thought I’d ever say this, but organic multigrain tortilla chips with Roberto’s hot salsa is fucking amazing.


Black Robusto porter by Drake’s Brewing out of San Leandro, CA.

Rich malts, a hint of coffee, perhaps molasses. Delish.


Hop Shocker Imperial IPA by Melvin Brewing out of Alpine, WY.

Pine hops forward with a bitter, dry finish. Not bad.


Mozango, ale brewed with Mosaic hops and mango. Lagunitas Brewing, Petaluma, CA.

I’m not normally a huge fan of fruit in my ale, but this is damn delicious.

#mastodon tip for people with multiple accounts on the same instance: There are browser add-ons to turn a tab into a "container" that does not share cookies and such with other tabs, so you can be logged in into different accounts in different of these tabs.
The one for Firefox is "Multi-Account Containers", the one for Chrome is "Session Box"

When a product’s ad campaign contains internet speak, it’s apparent that speak is well beyond its use-by date.

Anticipating the Apple event because it means an end to the clickbait product leak articles.

Yeah, yeah, I’ll never forget because mainstream social media won’t friggin’ let me.

When people talk about traveling to the past they worry that doing even the smallest thing will radically change the present, yet for some reason nobody in the present is willing to do something small to radically change their future.

“Per my last email” is office talk for “Bitch, can you read?”

Think about it: every corpse on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person.

Stay lazy my friends.

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