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Man this cryptocurrency stuff is tiring. I think I'm going to look at setting up a self hosted index tracking bot

Hi
I am a penetration tester working in a fintech company. Privacy activist, interested in mobilizing efforts for digital security.
Hit me up for a chat.

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everyone thinks nakamoto invented bitcoin, but really the idea was cribbed from ancient egyptians, who invented primitive blockchains to describe ownership of wealth carried by pharaohs and nobles to the afterlife. researchers nowadays call it "crypt-o-currency"

Does anyone have any decent tutorials on writing smart contracts for ethereum? Books for Christmas reading would be ideal.

This is an E X T R E M E L Y good Twitter thread on the trials and tribulations of trying to turn Bitcoin into actual cash.

twitter.com/TedOnPrivacy/statu

The author concludes that it would have been faster and easier to have just converted it all to drugs. Probably a better investment too, tbh.

@maxeddy to be fair, would probably be less volatile in value and more easy to exchange.

@algernon have you had a look at some of the decentralized alternatives coming out? I've been looking at dtube as an alternative to YT, which seems promising.

Spent almost the whole day futzing around with z/OS bugs, vulns and weaknesses. Nice to see things haven't moved on since the last time I did it.

The first part of my Christmas Tree Lights tutorial is up here: rawhex.com/blogs/news/a-very-h - these things are gorgeous, inexpensive and great fun to make!

TFW you give a journo a lead, share info and then they don't share back, publish and don't even fucking credit you.

Assembly: where the ‘e’ at the end of the instruction mnemonic ‘mov’ was an unaffordable luxury, but we now also have ‘vpunpcklqdq’ – this is a fucking mnemonic, isn’t its whole purpose to be memorable? I have to make up a meta mnemonic, like “vp unpack lick dick”, just to remember the mnemonic.

Disassemblers don’t do enough to make this shit readable. I don’t mean decompiling. Just like some more auto-generated code comments. Or tooltips that explain these SIMD instructions with pseudo code?

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I made a thing. I'm going to try and show you how to make this thing later this week. mastodon.social/media/XQ7JBCV-

When you play so much just cause 3 that you can't stop thinking about grappling off everything you see.