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i can see from the upstairs window that i've accidentally left the dome light on my car, which is out in the driveway

real "do i leave it on anyway and hope the battery is dead in the morning so i have an excuse not to go to work and instead stay home and mope/daydrink" energy hours

on the bright side i have scheduled my very first counseling session next week, and i am actually kind of excited

i have a list of things to go over with my new counselor:

1. how to best approach things with my partner in a way that leads to us staying together

2. more importantly, whether i actually think that's worth the effort all things considered

3. do i carry any unresolved shit re: my parents' divorce? that manifests in current relationships???? and

4. body image shit, i've chomnk

meanwhile my dad is getting a consultation for his heart MRI tomorrow and i mean [gestures animatedly at the rest of the american political landscape] all of THIS is going on

so it's extra fuckin with me to feel so messed-up about my own personal relationship problems like i'm the protagonist in my own story or something

hello to no one in particular, and welcome to what i'm repurposing as my sadthoughts masto blog

i'm in a v weird place bc my partner thinks that only by leaving me can they focus on healing from past traumas, and it is a fuckin trip for sure

so natch i'm self-medicating w/ bourbon & kitty pets, and it's fuckin with me just as bad that kitty is going on 12yo and i can feel her bones when i pet her

nothing lasts, i guess is what i'm saying, and everything good that ever existed ends in tears

surely this doesn't need to be said but young mothers who walk shoeless from el salvador to the united states carrying their five-month-old baby to seek a better life are absolutely fucking braver than the fucking troops

very few things get me spiritually hornt like lady justice + statue of liberty sexytime memes full stop

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I had a dream that someone boosted something that I uploaded called "the first blowhog" and it was just an orange circle

lifestyle blogs: cultivating mindfulness in your daily life is key to overall wellness

me: aw yea time to shit

@strelok white supremacists have been courting gamers for over a century

fucked up that the worst racists in america get to use cool job titles like "grand wizard" and "great titan"

@senatormeow what fundamentalists expect D&D to be like: the evil "dungeon master" must force the players to commit horrific acts in submission to his satanic will

What D&D is actually like:

DM: You can't... you can't fucking cross the river by seducing it. You just can't. I'm begging you not to do this.
Player: *rolls a nat 20* I SUCCESSFULLY SEDUCE THE RIVER

when I first ran D&D, my grandmother, who had bought fully into the IT'S SATANISM hype, insisted on sitting and watching the first session

about an hour in, she threw her hands up and yelled 'THIS IS JUST MATH' and stormed off

@strelok hell yeah. you think of all the places you've been and all the stuff that's happened in it

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