Guess what new people - this is fuckin MASTODON and there’s only ONE RULE: follow the shitload of new and arbitrary rules every user of this site makes up every day for how to use it. Rule number two? Always be making up rules
@stunt_bird you might be thinking, “what do I do when two of the rules contradict each other?” It’s very simple, and we have a little saying for that: “Just Follow Both Rules And Shut Up Already.” It’s a simple JFBRASUA situation.
@stunt_bird rule 3: always, ALWAYS, hit that “Toot!” button with your middle finger. this shows the proper level of contempt for your horrible creation
new rule: fuck you, i am going to walk on the ceiling now
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