Important clarification, thank you amazon
@stunt_bird *opening yet another amazon box* are you fuckin kidding me, more office lingerie!
@stunt_bird I fucking can’t believe this was real
@stunt_bird I immediately pulled out my phone and checked, and yeah I'll be damned, Sensodyne toothpaste is more popular than sexy lingerie for sex
@Pixley can’t fuck good if your teeth hurt, that’s what I always say
@Pixley I still can’t figure out if “for women” or “for sex” is funnier
@Pixley sexy lingerie for men for driving
@stunt_bird it's really the combination, I think, it forces you to imagine someone hurriedly tacking it on in a higher tone of voice
@Pixley hahaha “ah shit it’s almost Valentine’s Day what do you call those clothes that aren’t clothes uhhhhhh SHIT cmon think”
@Pixley sensible lingerie for dogs for school
@stunt_bird I like how they specify where the toothpaste comes from, but the sexy lingerie for sex has no home
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