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Laurelai Bailey ✅ @stuxnetsource@mastodon.social

I almost have enough for this Red Theobroma Cacao plant i really want so if you want to help sponsor a plant id appreciate it ^_^

paypal.me/Laurelai

Lab says she OD'd on somethin' called Power Trees. Housekeeper found her passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a pink apron, super glued to a fax machine.

i suck at writing, but im going to keep doing it because its a challenge.

I really dont understand why me putting in my bio im an admin on my instance gets people confused and makes them think im an admin on theirs

My partner buys these big ass boxes of fruit snacks for the kids, and i wind up eating half of them. I am a responsible adult.

people say there's no ethical consumption under capitalism? then explain "eat the rich"

RT @RealStarkTweets@twitter.com: “prostitution is illegal”...

Yeah, so was:

-Riding at the front of a bus while black
-Voting while female
-Sex while being gay
-Drinking while living here
(We even amended the Constitution for that!)
-Going to an all white school while black
-Not returning fugitive slaves
twitter.com/RealStarkTweets/st

Hey folks, if you want advanced access to my writings on political science become a patron!

Also you should because its my sole source of income

patreon.com/laurelai

Hey folks, if you want advanced access to my writings on political science become a patron!

Also you should because its my sole source of income

patreon.com/laurelai

Hey my computer is busted so I can't jump on to help track down whoever is messing with @gingerroot can y'all jump in for me please? Ruin some bad people's day.

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