[me every time hasbro manages to lure me away from third party transformers]
wow this new mold's pretty good
only a few things keeping it from greatness but i'm sure i can fix that with a few aftermarket mods
i wonder why i even bother with the much more expensive third party stuff
[me after $150 worth of aftermarket upgrades and decals]
1) What is a gift horse
2) Why would I look at its mouth
3) Does the horse bring the gifts or does the horse make the gifts
4) If the horse makes the gifts is this a golden goose situation or a minotaur situation
5) If its a golden goose situation, does the horse lay the eggs or barf them up
6) If its a min-
[I am shot in the face 89 times in a row and thrown down a well]
while many scholars have stated that the 2009 feature film 'revenge of the fallen' by cinematic auteur michael bay marks the first time a transformer is seen sporting testicles, that distinction must in fact go to the seminal 1999 animated series 'beast wars neo' by japanese director osamu sekita, which featured a tanuki-based transformer with clearly visible (though proportionally small) testes. in this dissertation, i will
Transforms from double tractor trailer to battle station to super robot and back!
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