I see the tl is in lunatic mode rn
im just here to waste time mostly
So bye, bye, miss American WifeTook his house and then the kids and made him say goodbyeAnd them good old boys started posting onlineSaying "Never marry an American wife""Never marry an American wife"
saying mommy and bursting into tears whenever a woman is nice to me
jumping through 5 hoops with a triple backflip to avoid having to apologize
hey whats up baby. oh not much im just taking a dump right now. anyway what you wearing
yeah ok. who is the person pretending not to be white to escape criticism
you either log off a hero, or stay logged on long enough to see yourself be cancelled
sel on the web? isnt that what amazon does?
if you cancel me i shall gain more clout than you could possibly imagine
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I HATE CARS AND I HATE GAS
why do fashion brands think i want to cover myself in animal prints. i've seen animals, they look like shit
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put some trousers on
Mastodon feature request: get a slap on your ass for every boost
anyone want a post
important nasa mission to give the moon cat ears
actually it's spelled 'pengnuin'
*Slaps the roof of my TL* this bad boy can fit so many pellets guy posts in it
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