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does anybody else enjoy staying up late because you feel like its the only time of day when the demands of life arent being forced on you and time seems to stand still for a bit and your problems recede into the background. is that just me
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this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
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This is hanging in my presidential suite

[Elaine Luo]

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#Bitcoin must die

BRUH.

If Bitcoin were to cease trading tomorrow, 0.5% of the world’s electricity demand would simply disappear. This is roughly equivalent to the output of ten coal-fired power plants, emitting 50 million tonnes of CO2 per year – which would cover one year’s worth of the carbon emission cuts required to limit temperature rises this century to 2C.

sluggerotoole.com/2018/10/12/b

carbonbrief.org/analysis-globa

#ClimateChange #CryptoCurrency

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Ok so because I had a shitty day I'm going to tell the story of The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Me because nothing ever seems quite as bad when I compare it to The Worst Thing Ever and also it's a great story and I love telling it

Here we go, thread time

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real programmers use Show more

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‪Eating the rich is the only ethical form of consumption ‬in 2018

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"Then... he pays /you/ thirty-five dollars a day to tell him to work faster!"

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IPCC on Climate Change Show more

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No longer held back from the sys admin after the heart attack, linux starts to consume the neighboring rack.

Soon the cloud stops responding to health checks except for two words “fuck you”

Anyone else ever think about the star trek episode “The Mark of Gideon” where shit is crazy over populated?

It’s so similar to san jose with the traffic and the movie theaters always being sold out

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are we human?

or are we canceled?

your boosts are vital

my toots are cold

and im on my feed

looking for an answer

are we human

or are we canceled?

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Please, folks, I need you to boost as many of my toots as your operating system allows.
I'm on a mission.
A holy mission.
I need a platform from which to ask as many people as possible if they've seen a fan remake of the plane hijack scene from the Dark Knight Rises in which they couldn't afford to use an actual plane (or were perhaps too lazy to acquire one) and instead used a car.

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Animal Crossing: the tabletop adventure

Player: I'm going to shake this pear tree

DM: You shake the tree, and down fall three, beautiful ripe pears. You pick them up and add them to your inventory

Player: okay now I'm going to shake this other tree

DM: Roll for initiative

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