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i cannot fuckening BELIEVE that 'birth control pills' are antibabypillen in german

buckle up asshole, because here come BROnouns, the first pronouns exclusively FOR MEN

PHOTOGRAPHY OF ABANDONED PLACES IS GREAT.

IT IS SAD THAT THEY WERE EMPTY, BUT ITS ALSO NICE THAT THE PLACE AT LEAST GOT MADE. SOMEONE CARED ENOUGH.

AND EVEN THE HUSK CAN GROW INTO SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.

I'M SURE THERE'S A MESSAGE HERE.

RELATABLE AS HELL

@thefishcrow but maybe the worst programming language is really the friends we made along the way. our friends are completely unsuited to the task of deterministically performing algorithmic calculations in nanosecond timeframes. and let's not even get into the side-effects.

holy fucking shit this is amazing
http://catssword.tumblr.com/post/167502328659/official-morrissey-florky-systern32

ICYMI: I wrote a "quick" guide for new and incoming Mastodon users. Let me know if you find any errors or if I should change something!

https://gist.github.com/joyeusenoelle/74f6e6c0f349651349a0df9ae4582969

the ahab in captain ahab stands for all hwales are bastards

Rewatching the CinemaSins is Terrible video. The main quote that I'm thinking about "we're not critics, we're assholes." Like how is that a draw? Why watch anything by assholes? Being an asshole is easy. Fuck people who wear asshole as a badge. People who are genuine and actually care about what they do are a thousand times better. I'm so tired of detached sarcasm and cynicism.

👍🏻 🛌 🗓

i can't even fucking touch twitter b/c news with no CWs
this is legitimately a fucking issue for me. it sets off my mh issues /hard/, and i'm so fucking tired of this shit
it's avoidable.
platform-supported CWs aren't some fucking bad thing like people on twitter paint them. they keep me from having a fucking breakdown. we need to turn this shit into a cultural norm, so that [average neurotypical person] actually understands why they should be doing it