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NYE TV 

be confident in all you do, it literally can't be sloppier than CNN's NYE content

trans-speciesism? 

nick jonas has like 30%+ rat dna, don't @ me

birth control, german 

i cannot fuckening BELIEVE that 'birth control pills' are antibabypillen in german

buckle up asshole, because here come BROnouns, the first pronouns exclusively FOR MEN

The bus system in confuses me—why so much overlap between routes??

PHOTOGRAPHY OF ABANDONED PLACES IS GREAT.

IT IS SAD THAT THEY WERE EMPTY, BUT ITS ALSO NICE THAT THE PLACE AT LEAST GOT MADE. SOMEONE CARED ENOUGH.

AND EVEN THE HUSK CAN GROW INTO SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.

I'M SURE THERE'S A MESSAGE HERE.

I keep getting emails about backing the recompiler’s year 3 Kickstarter even tho I already did and it’s 🅢🅣🅡🅔🅢🅢🅘🅝🅖 🅜🅔 🅞🅤🅣

@thefishcrow but maybe the worst programming language is really the friends we made along the way. our friends are completely unsuited to the task of deterministically performing algorithmic calculations in nanosecond timeframes. and let's not even get into the side-effects.

ICYMI: I wrote a "quick" guide for new and incoming Mastodon users. Let me know if you find any errors or if I should change something!

gist.github.com/joyeusenoelle/

Long CinemaSins post. 

Rewatching the CinemaSins is Terrible video. The main quote that I'm thinking about "we're not critics, we're assholes." Like how is that a draw? Why watch anything by assholes? Being an asshole is easy. Fuck people who wear asshole as a badge. People who are genuine and actually care about what they do are a thousand times better. I'm so tired of detached sarcasm and cynicism.

I’m incredibly furious fantastic arcade is happening down the street from my house and I didn’t even know it was a thing until like 3 days ago

mh, hellsite, cw rant 

i can't even fucking touch twitter b/c news with no CWs
this is legitimately a fucking issue for me. it sets off my mh issues /hard/, and i'm so fucking tired of this shit
it's avoidable.
platform-supported CWs aren't some fucking bad thing like people on twitter paint them. they keep me from having a fucking breakdown. we need to turn this shit into a cultural norm, so that [average neurotypical person] actually understands why they should be doing it

After Twitter's historical betrayal of developers they're now launching a premium API, which --of course-- will be exploited by unintelligence agencies, their nazi friends, and whoever wants to harass and spy on people (for $$$). It's free season on you.

blog.twitter.com/developer/en_

if all of the waiters in a restaurant go on strike is that a 

distributed denial of service

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